Kris Humphries is many things: an attention-starved loser, an immature moron with taste in terrible women, a surprisingly strong NBA rebounder.
But funny? Kris Humphries has never been considered funny... until now! Sort of!
Humphries is featured in a new Funny or Die skit and while he isn't especially humorous, the video itself is hilarious.
It depicts a meeting between Kris and two agents who want to propel his career forward by playing up the hatred everyone in the free world has for this former reality star. Yes, that includes a dying kid with three hours to live, whose final wish is to curse Kris off.
There's also a nice little shot taken at Kim Kardashian's new man, as Humphries' new associated outfit him with goofy glasses, only to them take them off and say:
"We don't want you to look like an asshole... we just want you to look like a douchebag."
Watch below and be warned: the skit gives away a key plot point from The Lion King.