Kim Zolciak: Topless for Kroy Biermann!

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In case you were one of the sane individuals who missed last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding, consider this a nauseating recap:

Kim Zolciak went topless.

As a pre-wedding day gift for fiance Kroy Biermann, the reality star placed pasties over her nipples and painted her bare torso, complaining at first about her messy yard and lack of a flower person for the nuptials - "This photo shoot is the last thing I have on my mind" - before deciding to just go through with it because:

"I'm so damn sexy, f-ck it."

Kim Zolciak Topless
Kim Zolciak Body Paint Photo

Click on the photos above to enlarge and, remember, it could be worse: Kim could have chosen to sing instead.

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Kroy is way to hot and nice for her..trailer park trash..
She has a filthy mouth especially in front of her kids..

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Congrads to the both of you.Life seems to be treating you well.

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I like that idea and I like that she had the ovaries to do it.
However, having said that, I still she still looks like a guy in drag.
Still, they seem to be a happy and functional family and Koy seems like a good guy and their baby boy is really CUTE!

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Hate to admit it, but the girl isn't ugly. Sure, maybe she isn't the smartest and I still question how she made it on tv...
But at least those photos aren't from.. Well.. Any of the others from Atlanta.

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She is a Ho & her life is a trainwreck.I feel SORRY 4 her poor kids.

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I swear!!! I Hate This Bag!!!!

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I think they are doing great. So happy for her whole family.

Kim Zolciak Biography

Kim Z. Kim Zolciak is an outspoken cast member on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She really doesn't get along with NeNe Leakes at all. She... More »
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