Kim Zolciak: Topless for Kroy Biermann!

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In case you were one of the sane individuals who missed last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding, consider this a nauseating recap:

Kim Zolciak went topless.

As a pre-wedding day gift for fiance Kroy Biermann, the reality star placed pasties over her nipples and painted her bare torso, complaining at first about her messy yard and lack of a flower person for the nuptials - "This photo shoot is the last thing I have on my mind" - before deciding to just go through with it because:

"I'm so damn sexy, f-ck it."

Kim Zolciak Topless
Kim Zolciak Body Paint Photo

Click on the photos above to enlarge and, remember, it could be worse: Kim could have chosen to sing instead.

Would you tap this?


Kroy is way to hot and nice for her..trailer park trash..
She has a filthy mouth especially in front of her kids..


Congrads to the both of you.Life seems to be treating you well.


I like that idea and I like that she had the ovaries to do it.
However, having said that, I still she still looks like a guy in drag.
Still, they seem to be a happy and functional family and Koy seems like a good guy and their baby boy is really CUTE!


Hate to admit it, but the girl isn't ugly. Sure, maybe she isn't the smartest and I still question how she made it on tv...
But at least those photos aren't from.. Well.. Any of the others from Atlanta.


She is a Ho & her life is a trainwreck.I feel SORRY 4 her poor kids.


I swear!!! I Hate This Bag!!!!


I think they are doing great. So happy for her whole family.

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