In case you were one of the sane individuals who missed last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding, consider this a nauseating recap:
Kim Zolciak went topless.
As a pre-wedding day gift for fiance Kroy Biermann, the reality star placed pasties over her nipples and painted her bare torso, complaining at first about her messy yard and lack of a flower person for the nuptials - "This photo shoot is the last thing I have on my mind" - before deciding to just go through with it because:
"I'm so damn sexy, f-ck it."
Click on the photos above to enlarge and, remember, it could be worse: Kim could have chosen to sing instead.
Would you tap this?