Khloe Kardashian wants to make one thing very clear: she's committed to her marriage.
Just because she and Lamar Odom made the perfectly rational decision to shelve their reality show - considering it was jeopardizing Odom's chances of signing with a new NBA team - doesn't mean they are getting divorced, people!
"I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first," Khloe says in this week's People Magazine cover story, adding that divorce is "not an option" for her.
Oohhh, subtle slam at sister Kim Kardashian, huh?
"We just wanted to prioritize a little," Kardashian explains of tabling Khloe & Lamar after season two. "We just wanted a little pause. Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support."
Another part of being married? Having the business sense to bank six figures from giving an exclusive interview about a non-existent rumor. We're actually being serious. Only the Kardashians could conjure up talk of divorce and then get paid for shooting it down. A reluctant tip of the cap in this case.