Khloe & Lamar Recap: Malika Gets Jealous, Rob Goes All OCD

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This week Khloe & Lamar's aired as rumors swirl around the couple in real life.

Amid divorce rumors and reports that the show will end after next week's season finale, having sort of killed Lamar's NBA career, the trials and tribulations of Rob Kardashian's allegely OCD behavior seemed a bit trivial.

Hey, sometimes they script this stuff too far in advance to stay topical.

Let's break down what went on Sunday in our Khloe & Lamar recap ...

Khloe and Lamar and Rob

"I've had different variations of things that I'm super anal about, or super OCD about," Rob explains. "It doesn't really affect my life ... we all are like that in my family." True, but Minus 10 because we're already bored.

At least Khlo has Malika and Rob to chill with. Plus 5.

Until she doesn't need them apparently. Jealousy arises as KK hangs with a brand new gal pal (and Russell Simmons ex), Porschla Coleman.

"I don't know if Malika feels threatened because I have a new friend," Khloe notes, "but no one is trying to have sex with me, like, I don't get why do you need to be protective." Minus 10 because that would make for a better show.

To smooth things over, Khloe takes Malika and Rob to an exotic animal sanctuary. And asks Porschla to meet them there. Minus 10.
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"I really just don't understand why Khloe feels the need to have Porschla go everywhere with us," Malika says. "I'm only here for a couple of days, how about we spend some time?" You're getting paid, just deal. Minus 5.

"I really don't think I closed that bear cage that we were in, I just think you should call and confirm," Rob says, pretending to be OCD. Minus 20.

Khloe: "I really am worried about Rob. I definitely think he has a bigger problem than what he's willing to admit that he has." The show's bigger problem is that it can't make up more interesting storylines. Minus 10.

Passive-aggressive Malika and Khloe finally talk it out, at least. Plus 15.

"I was dealing with insecurities about being so far away from Khloe, but ultimately I really just wanted us to spend time together." - Malika. Plus 5.

"It's a big deal to admit when I have an issue," Rob says. "But my behavior has been weird, so I called an OCD therapist to figure out what is triggering this." Plus 10 for at least encouraging therapy to others who might need it.

EPISODE TOTAL: -30. SEASON TOTAL: -225.

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Been looking for the cardigan with the slit back that malika has on during khloe and lemar. Where can you purchase a similar one from please ??

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le couple le plus beaut du monde

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Plus 10 for at least encouraging therapy to others who might need it. like his entire family
khump got out just in time
and on the 73rd day kris looked around and said...
aahhh
later freaks

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Who the fuck is this Malika chick. Ridding on Chloe's coat tails,,girl your nothing! move on,,Chloe is REAL and you come up like you somehow are owed something,,grow up,,Chloe does not belong to you.

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chloe i think you were a mean friend malika came to visit youand youleft her out when you had lunch with jason kidds wife you talked as if malika wasnt there you left her out she wanted to spend time with her friend she missed you could of gave her one day you and her that was mean you owe her a apology asp

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Some people don't need professional help sometimes they just need the right person.....

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Is anyone out there??? Rob get out of dodge for a hot minute.... come take a walk in the park with me!! LOL and when i say park i mean Teton National Park..... jackson wyoming is calling you!!!

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On this episode of Malika gets jealous and Rob goes all OCD, I would like to inquire about the open back sweater/cardigan that Malika has on? Where can you buy this? Thanks!!!

Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]