Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Worst. Momager. Ever.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians is back!

Sadly, this season has been all Kris Jenner.

On last week's Keeping Up season premiere, Khloe Kardashian's paternity non-issues took center stage. This week, she's on the outs with Kourtney Kardashian.

Why? Find out here in our official rekap!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promotional Image

Kourtney Kardashian is not a fan of her mom's book. Or new attitude. "My mom's just like, talking about some hot guy at the concert and I just find every little thing she's saying annoying," she says. "She's a married woman, it's just inappropriate."

It's the past that really bugs her though. The two have it out over her mother's affair and subsequent divorce, something that makes this contrived, scripted show feel real and close to home for the first time probably ever. Plus 30.

"I didn't do something on purpose to hurt you," Kris says. "I was too young and stupid to make a good decision. If I had to do it all over again obviously I wouldn't do it." No, Ryan Seacrest Productions would never have written it. Minus 20.

Plus 5 for Scott at least trying to be there for Kourtney.

Plus 25 for Kourt's apology and opening up at the end.

Kris Jenner Book Cover

Kris just sucks, though. Minus 220. She'd say or do anything for money or fame. Yes, this is America and she's successful and blah-blah-blah. When your job is "momager," it's time to reassess your priorities in life. Honestly.

Plus 10 for Bruce taking Kim, Kendall and Kylie on a hike and chasing Kim around with a spider, which the arachnophobia-prone star HATES.

"It's just not funny, I am so afraid of spiders," Kim says. "He wants to mess around Well, Mr. Olympics can hurdle his way home. He can sprint, javelin his way, whatever." Plus only 5 because there's no way Kim thought up that good a line.

Kim plots revenge, letting Bruce borrow her Ferrari, then "stealing" it with her spare key and letting it believe it happened on his watch. A little different than chasing a person with a spider, no? Minus only 5, because it is clever.

Plus 10 for Scott giving it away before Bruce had a heart attack.

  • Bruce Jenner Photograph
  • Kimmy Kardashian Photo

Plus 10 more for Bruce giving props at being punked, though obviously Kim orchestrated none of that on her own. Nice going, producers!

Finally, Kylie Jenner is annoyed with sister Kendall's passiveness when they get a gig as a Seventeen West Coast Fashion Contributor. She's too shy!

On a trip to Malibu to find new models, Kylie ends up being the only one taking action while Kendall sticks to the sidelines. By definition, Wash.

After Kylie vents to Kim Kardashian about Kendall's lack of teamwork, the older sister does her best to impart some important words of "wisdom." 

"You have to figure out what your strengths and weaknesses are and meet in the middle," Kim says, adding that Kourt and Khloe helped bring her out of her shy stage.

Well, those two and Ray J. Plus 50.

EPISODE TOTAL: -100. SEASON TOTAL: -220.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Worst. Momager. Ever.
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What can I say I like z show.But khole is my girl.Kris need to treat Bruce like z man he his.

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It may seem young because she has been in the spghilott since she was prepubescent but 14 is the normal age to begin in the modeling industry. I promise you most young models are not in sears or teen fashion lines. I know I am a model and I am always shocked when I meet girls who easily pass for my age (27) but are 16 and living in Miami with their agent as their gaurdian and there parents are still in Oregon or where ever. If you are a giganticly tall teen and pretty you will be on runway's and doing shoots that may seem beyond their years, if you lady's don't like it stop buying vogue etc and make your own clothes because your perpetuating something that you are against.

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My MIL loves my son (her only grandchild) but hates that he's the only child we're hvanig. She actually was hurt that my husband got the big V in June because it meant we'd ruined our chances of an opps baby . Now everytime we talk to her we have to hear about all her friends whose kids are hvanig more kids and how she only has one grandson.My husband told her today: Well mom, I do have a younger brother who is single and might be knocking some stranger up right now if you're lucky. It's a shame too, I like my MIL way more than my own mom, but not if she keeps this attitude up.

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its funny how you guys talk so much shit about the k.k and jenners but yet take the time to leave commets or even getting on this website talk about stupid anyways my fav is Khloe !!! As for the rest their show is really getting lame i miss khloe and lamar

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All of this makes me wonder if that HO-BAG Kris Jenner wore the pants and all in her 1st marriage like she does in her current marriage to Bruce??? Just a thought..........

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Their so called "mother" is nothing more than a PIMP who will whore her whole family out for money and kourtney seriously needs to be told how stupid she sounds with her over use and MISUSE OF THE WORD LITERALLY!

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Both the Jenner's and the Kardashian famililies are having fun with what they have been offered. People should stop thinking jealously and learn to be happy and think positive.

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they need to get off tv as the whole bunch of them are obnoxious.
look at how they live because of us viewers, showing off their homes and diamonds. sick of seeing kim on the internet and elsewhere, she is a ho!!!!! get rid of them already, as we no longer watch their shows

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This family is really over-the-top in terms of just being strange. Can someone please tell me why these stretched-faced, plastic surgeried folks merit all the attention they get?
And an aside-for all of the $s these folks seem to have why is it that not ONE of them has any taste in clothes?
I think they should have a new line called: How to Still Look Like a Ho When You Have A lot of $.
Geeze. Paris Hilton went away. Why won't they?

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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