Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Under Pressure

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On Sunday night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner the momager reared her obnoxious head early and often. On Monday's special Memorial Day episode?

More of the same.

"I am in L.A. for literally 24 hours and my mother is on the phone handling business calls," Khloe Kardashian-Odom laments during a family dinner.

Pretty much.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Picture

Even Kim Kardashian, the woman without an original thought, weighs in: "My mom is losing focus of the family time that we just really want."

How bad did it get? Let's find out in THG's recap!

"My divorce has been really draining, really stressful," Kim laments. "I just want to leave this chapter of my life behind me." Girl, it was more like a foreword. No way 72 days of a fake marriage makes up a full chapter. Minus 100.

Khloe's advice? Do something SILLY! Like put on a wig! Man, the writers are getting more creative by the week over at E! Kim is basically a mannequin who reads cue cards.

Eh, not bad for a girl devoid of personality or talent. Plus 15.

"I'm kind of obsessed with 007." - Kim. That was her nickname for Ray. Plus 5. EDITOR'S NOTE: It wasn't really. But that would've been awesome.

Rob Kardashian is looking for his own place and surprise surprise, his mom and sisters are taking over the process. Fortunately, someone woke Bruce up from his anti-aging Botox chamber and had him go house hunting. Plus 10.

Or not. "When it comes to houses, I definitely want my mom's opinion and not Bruce's," Rob says. Rock. Hard place. We feel ya. Wash.

Rob implies he had no father figure growing up. Ouch ... Minus 20.

Rob Kardashian Promo Pic

"I think that we're definitely going to have to pry the Blackberry out of her hand," Kendall Jenner says of her mom. Please do. Plus 10.

Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall stage an intervention to force Kris to take time for herself and their family. Long overdue. Plus 15.

Honestly Kris. Even materialistic, fame-obsessed girls need a mom more than a manager, even if you fancy yourself a "mogul." Minus 20.

"You're starting to freak me out a little bit with these wigs," Kris tells Kim, who can't even act real on a reality show. Minus 30.

Kris invites Rob over to see videos Bruce made of him at his track meets, etc., growing up, helping him see the light. Aww. Plus 35.

They hug it out. Slightly awkward, but another Plus 5.

EPISODE TOTAL: -75. SEASON TOTAL: -295.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Under Pressure
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Re the golf course photo: it must be really hard to play golf while wearing spike heels.

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khloe you are such a beautiful human being you sister could learn a thing or two from you thats funny cuz you are younger but wiser dont get it twisted i like your sister but the way kourt talks is annoying ,"like literally"l.o.l and kim well shes sweet but looks for love in all the wrong places!

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khloe is the only k.k. That has a good head on her shoulders thats probably why sisters hate on her

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Hey thattruth5 do speak ENGLISH?

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rob is the most disgusting spoilt kardashian he is just gross

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I 4got how @THG were suck Kardashian haters. Obviously they're making y'all sum $$, keeping this site semi relevant, lol. F*cking haters

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The mentality of those watching the Ks says it all. Rehash of old episodes - girls getting Kris to pay more attention to family has been done over and over. Poor Rob raised by domineering mom and silly girls...and it shows. Grow a pair Rob!

Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]
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