Jenelle Evans is definitely not pregnant.
Despite rampant rumors flying in celebrity gossip circles, she proved as much with a smoking hot bikini pic. And by saying she's not pregnant. Or fat.
The Teen Mom 2 star, who recently got a boob job and got engaged to Gary Head (just a week after re-breaking up with Kieffer Delp), does have a new bathing suit she'd LOVE to model for you, though. Admit it, you've been fantasizing about this:
Just so there is NO doubt about the status of her womb:
"No I'm not pregnant again," the 20-year-old mother of poor Jace tweeted. "No I'm not fat. Check out my new bathing suit. :) I love it. SO BRIGHT!"
Not so bright? Jenelle Evans.