Bristol Palin Slams Gay Marriage, President Obama, Glee, Dora the Explorer

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Apparently President Obama's support for gay marriage, which he announced yesterday, does not sit well with Bristol Palin. Nor does the Fox hit Glee.

In an anti-gay marriage blog post aimed at Obama's first statement advocating same-sex marriage rights, Sarah Palin's daughter does not hold back.

In short, Bristol feels Barack is a stupid man, a weak leader and a bad father. Why? Because of his daughters' role in his evolving gay marriage stance.

The President of the United States

"While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads," says the 21-year-old spawn of Sarah.

"In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage."

The unwed mother, whose baby daddy is totally MIA, continues, "As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview."

Unless they're Levi Johnston.

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger," she goes on, "Or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox."

"Dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."

So in summation, Bristol Palin turned out so well because her parents are heterosexual, President Obama is a pushover who lets Malia and Sasha script his policy statements, and watching Glee might make you gay. Thanks B!

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In my new posting from a few minutes ago, I accidentally left out the word go. It should have read...needs to go back to Alaska. MY BAD!!!!! PEACE!!!!!

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Rbbrduck, okay so if Men can't have kids with men and women can't have kids with women, explain why heterosexual couples give up their kids for ADOPTION and there are women who CAN'T reproduce.

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Why do we care what Bristol Palin cares about anything? She is a nobody.

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Bristol is nothing but a trashy, snot-faced and self-righteous HO!!!!! And, I agree with Tina G....Bristol (and her insufferable and whack-ass family) needs to back to Alaska. AND STAY THERE!!!!!

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EL Abogado, what is it exactly you are saying? LOL You got chickens in your yard? LOL As for Ms. Palin, I find it hilarious that a lot of the comments talk about "freedom of opinions" and they are neglecting to see Bristol's right to have her opinion! Let's take this "gay marriage" thing to the extreme. If we were all homosexual, there wouldn't be ANY natural reproduction. Whomever designed us (that would be God to me) obviously intended that heterosexuality be the norm for life on this planet!

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THE VOTER'S IN A LOT OF STATES, VOTED AGAINST LEGALIZING, SAME SEX MARRIAGES. IT SEEMS LIKE, THAT DOESN'T MATTER. JUST KEEP WHINNYING, AND LAWS WILL CHANGE. TOO BAD WE CAN'T REVERSE, WHO THE VOTER'S, PUT IN THE WHITE HOUSE, IN 2008.

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El Abogado you are a moron

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She is right and after all she lives in the further north of the States of USA. At list she say the truth, if she say that he is black, she will say the truth too like me when I say that his ancestors come to USA for a hamburger and Coca-Colsca and when they put their foot on ameriCON also discovered that there are also chicken-naggets and when Kentucky Fried Chicken run out of them Le blacks call 911 for quick intervention, Ehh, only in america for distinguished blacks like -martin-, bill corsby which hit the head on the rock of George Zimmerman because George wasn't able to give to him : chicken-naggets, Ehh. What conflicts blacks cause for chicken-naggets, hamburgers and Coca-Colsca but the shortage is made purposely by the jews instigated by seventh-day adventists because their prophet is ellen g white a black woman to see the reaction of the blacks in the yard of america, Ehh.

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Who the hell is she anyway except a class A Bimbo. We should listen to her crap. I don't think so. "They can send men to the moon; why not send the Palins?"

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I don't think someone who CLEARLY had sex before being married -which is a sin- is in a position to judge others. OBVIOUSLY she doesn't know that all sins are equal. so she really needs to shut up.

Bristol Palin Quotes

Teenagers need to prevent pregnancy to begin with -- this isn't ideal. But I'm fortunate to have a supportive family, which is dealing with this together.

Bristol Palin

Tripp is so perfectly precious; we love him with all our hearts. I can't imagine life without him now.

Bristol Palin