Bristol Palin Slams Gay Marriage, President Obama, Glee, Dora the Explorer

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Apparently President Obama's support for gay marriage, which he announced yesterday, does not sit well with Bristol Palin. Nor does the Fox hit Glee.

In an anti-gay marriage blog post aimed at Obama's first statement advocating same-sex marriage rights, Sarah Palin's daughter does not hold back.

In short, Bristol feels Barack is a stupid man, a weak leader and a bad father. Why? Because of his daughters' role in his evolving gay marriage stance.

The President of the United States

"While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads," says the 21-year-old spawn of Sarah.

"In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage."

The unwed mother, whose baby daddy is totally MIA, continues, "As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview."

Unless they're Levi Johnston.

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger," she goes on, "Or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox."

"Dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."

So in summation, Bristol Palin turned out so well because her parents are heterosexual, President Obama is a pushover who lets Malia and Sasha script his policy statements, and watching Glee might make you gay. Thanks B!

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@Quinn Unfortunately teens may well know how to use birth control but choose not to. Chock it up to the folly of youth. It happens every day despite high school health classes, discussions by parents and clinics that supply birth control. What a teen does should not be so harshly held against them. I think all this sarcasm comes down to personally despising the individual's stance on the issues...and her Mother. Simple as that.

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What the hell is up with my computer? I meant to type I think, but instead I got "I grunk," or whatever the hell that is. No longer is my husband permitted to eat at my keyboard , stuff seems to be sticking. I see at least two glaring typos, but I don't care enough to bother to proofread my posts about Bristol Palin, obviously. I see no return on that investment.

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Yes, I rgunk every sane individual should take into account the opinions of a young woman whose inability to manage basic birth control attests to her utter genius. Just saying.I think it's time she shuts the hell up and goes away aleady. those 15 minutes are in the rearview mirror and have been for a long time.Go away already, dumbass!

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@KitM Just remember: Birth control is out there available to teens. Still many get pregnant for a more than one reason. But, hell, no fear! Obama's wanting to spend oodles for entitlement programs. He's willing to fund and care for these young girls' mistakes. He'll pay for birth control and abortion, too. Let's face it...Obama will pay for anything (thru his policies & programs) to get the votes! It make a taxpayer like me just do my 'little happy dance'!! Ha!

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God does not exist we do and life is our choice to live how we want not the direction of some reliougious group looking to control the population!

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so nice pic

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Well, Bristol, I could say I oppose teenagers having unprotected sex, but I guess birth control was another taboo for you as well. Seriously, though I would never pass judgment in the close-minded, uninformed, and hypocritical you have chosen.

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What a shame having a president that thinks so wrong.
Hollywood is a place where evil lies.Obama is the worst president ever .He is destroying America.

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I agree with Bristol Palin 100 per cent.
Barack must be ashamed of himself for his role in the''gay rights''.
God created a man and a woman to be married togheter.
The USA is going down the drain only because of these stipd laws and lots of freedmon to do wathever.Barack is an ignorant...he does not know any better.I bet he was influenced by others....only because he wants votes...he does not care one way or the other about the homosexuals.....
Biden is also a traitor to the catholic faith.........i always thought of him as a devoted catholic.
Bristol keep doing good work......God is in you.
My family loves your MOM...GOVERNOR SARA PALIN.

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I'm heterosexual and it dosen't bother what gays or straights do with their lives. No one outside of my house pays my bills so i only worry about the people in my household. we can all have and make opinions,but you know, it's funny how an unwed woman (Bristol) who had a child without being married, can have a face to speak about gays getting married. She can voice her opinion, yes, but she needs to look at herself in the mirror before she speaks on others. Really people, does it bother you who marries who? Have a great day!

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