Bristol Palin Slams Gay Marriage, President Obama, Glee, Dora the Explorer

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Apparently President Obama's support for gay marriage, which he announced yesterday, does not sit well with Bristol Palin. Nor does the Fox hit Glee.

In an anti-gay marriage blog post aimed at Obama's first statement advocating same-sex marriage rights, Sarah Palin's daughter does not hold back.

In short, Bristol feels Barack is a stupid man, a weak leader and a bad father. Why? Because of his daughters' role in his evolving gay marriage stance.

The President of the United States

"While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads," says the 21-year-old spawn of Sarah.

"In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage."

The unwed mother, whose baby daddy is totally MIA, continues, "As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview."

Unless they're Levi Johnston.

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger," she goes on, "Or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox."

"Dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."

So in summation, Bristol Palin turned out so well because her parents are heterosexual, President Obama is a pushover who lets Malia and Sasha script his policy statements, and watching Glee might make you gay. Thanks B!

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wow she needs to worry about herself instead of what other ppl are doing or want to do its not her life its theirs... she is a waste just like her stupid mom they are the stupid ones ... usually the ones that are trying to bring down other ppl and judge them they are describing themselves... well done bristol you know how to show how stupid you really are :)))... someone needs the beat the crap out of you and your stupid mom

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Gee, I wonder which direction the author(s) of this little article are leaning.....

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Hey Bristol - Where is your kid's father? Is he helping to shape your child's thoughts? Get off your high horse!

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lol and your moms such a great parent?? when did you get knowcked up again?? lol this girl is silly and needs a hug from her mother.

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why is it our place to tell ppl who they can and cannot marry... You cant help who u love and the comment watching glee will make u gay is just stupid for even thinking that crap.....