Bristol Palin Slams Gay Marriage, President Obama, Glee, Dora the Explorer

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Apparently President Obama's support for gay marriage, which he announced yesterday, does not sit well with Bristol Palin. Nor does the Fox hit Glee.

In an anti-gay marriage blog post aimed at Obama's first statement advocating same-sex marriage rights, Sarah Palin's daughter does not hold back.

In short, Bristol feels Barack is a stupid man, a weak leader and a bad father. Why? Because of his daughters' role in his evolving gay marriage stance.

The President of the United States

"While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads," says the 21-year-old spawn of Sarah.

"In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage."

The unwed mother, whose baby daddy is totally MIA, continues, "As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview."

Unless they're Levi Johnston.

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger," she goes on, "Or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox."

"Dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."

So in summation, Bristol Palin turned out so well because her parents are heterosexual, President Obama is a pushover who lets Malia and Sasha script his policy statements, and watching Glee might make you gay. Thanks B!

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this bristol palin should just shut up She is so stupid and that's what she gets for putting all her eggs into one bastard

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What I'm not understanding is how gay marriage isn't legal everywhere. What happened to the separation of church and state? Why not let everyone live their life how they want?

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If you look at this sluts history she has no right commenting on any one. She only thinks the way she dose because her bitch mother pulls her strings. Oh and yes she cant dance ether, so please vote the bitch off already.

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@ MAA

Dude she has an opinion although you might not agree get over it.

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My daughter went to school w piper.Rumor is,shes masculine girl who might be gay.Your implementing fear in your lil sis,just saying.

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I don't know who is the dumbest media whore...Brisol or her mother. Bristol needs to shut up with her phony face and no talent back to Alaska. Or better yet, just concentrate in caring for your fatherless son.

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Wish that Bristol Palin would just shut up, and go home and take care of her bastard son.

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If Bristol was a liberal and her Mom a staunch Democrat politician? The lib-turds here would be jumping to defend Bristol. Instead, like their favorite incumbent President..they have to trash a person who disagrees with them in a personal manner. Yeah. That's what happens when your MAN ain't got no record to run on. Failed policies and abysmal leadership just have a way of doing that. Tsk!

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@ EyesLikeLightening

Love you. You just said it all.

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Good for Bristol Palin. I'm sick of listening about your gay rights. Get a life!

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I don't think gays/lesbians should have the right to marry. It is between a man and a woman. God didn't make them that way, they choose that way of life. Obama needs to Impeached!!!!

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gays should have the right to marry, just like straight people. they are the way they are, and if they should have the same rights as everyone else!!!!!!

Bristol Palin Quotes

Teenagers need to prevent pregnancy to begin with -- this isn't ideal. But I'm fortunate to have a supportive family, which is dealing with this together.

Bristol Palin

Tripp is so perfectly precious; we love him with all our hearts. I can't imagine life without him now.

Bristol Palin