The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Recap: Growth is Hard to Find

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Growth is a beautiful thing. Of course it can also be hard to find.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, Part 1, offered up a lot of talk about growth but what we saw was merely a an hour's worth of screeching, eye rolling, and one upmanship Atlanta style so we'll break it down in THG's +/- review ...

Andy starts off asking why the ladies love to talk about there designer labels.

It's true, these women are always going on and on about who they're wearing and what they're buying. They may think it makes them appear wealthy, but they only look like a bunch of insecure wannabes. Minus 12.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Cast Picture

Somehow all roads led back to NeNe tonight. If she wasn't defending herself or yelling at someone she was rolling her eyes while the others were talking.

And she was wearing the most ridiculous looking heels of the group. Minus 5. How the heck does she walk in those things.

First we'll start off with Kandi whose sex toy line, Bedroom Kandi is making her a mint of money. Plus 8. You go girl! Phaedra says she's helping make sure the products work well but NeNe simply looks uncomfortable. Kandi calls her out on it. Didn't NeNe used to be a stripper. Maybe so but sex toys are not her thing. 

NeNe says she's grown and she ain't got time for these ladies. Well, she isn't threatening to kill anyone this season so I suppose we can count that as growth. Plus 9.

So once we break away from Kandi's cleavage (seriously, she must be glued into that dress), we move over to Kim… and more cleavage.

Kim is so blissfully happy it is almost sickening. Andy asks about her spending habits but she swears that although she likes to spend, they aren't stupid about it. Let's hope so for the kids' sake. She also says that she and Sweetie are still friends and that she came to Brielle's birthday party. Plus 5 because I was so worried about that.

Then Kim breaks the big news. She's pregnant again. Damn, she and Kroy sure work fast but Plus 10 for the happy news.

Happy Kim Zolciak

Well, not everyone seems so happy. NeNe looks downright ticked off and Cynthia's not much better. Minus 8

Is it a boy or girl?  Rose her friendly psychic advisor says it's a girl but Kim's not telling. We'll all have to wait and see.

Andy then tries to steer the conversation to Big Poppa but Kim says she won't talk about him in respect of her new husband. Plus 7. Good call.

Finally we wander over to Sheree who cries about Bob still not paying child support. Yup, the guy's a jerk. Nothing has changed there except that Sheree's still blaming Phaedra for the way she handled the case. Minus 10. It's been months. Phaedra returned her retainer and recommended another attorney. What more does she want?

Chateau Sheree is still a hole in the ground but she says she's got a new contractor and things are back on track. Then NeNe calls her project Neverland, as in it's never going to happen and suddenly things turn ugly.

Sheree tells NeNe she has donkey teeth and NeNe says hers could use a whitening. Classy, ladies. Minus 5

Grl Plz

The two are actually screeching so much it's hard to make out what they're saying but it's all about how much money they claim to have and when NeNe says she doesn't shop at Walmart, Sheree is quick to shoot back that her son still steals from there.

Minus 15 because bringing the kids into this isn't cool and NeNe calls her on it. Then Kim jumps back in reminding NeNe that she didn't have a problem tweeting about her kids having different baby daddies. NeNe claims it's not the same thing. You can decide who's right on that one.

The screeching doesn't end until the show does but don't worry, it isn't over yet. We'll have part two next week and you just know there'll be rehashing the Africa nonsense. It's the storyline that just won't end.



The reunion was really a mess!!! Sheree for one should have known better then to have brought up Nene's son!!!! Taboo!!! Nene looked like she wanted to hurt Sheree!!!! I think that Kim,and Sheree are light weight jealous of Nene, and try to act like the are not. Kandi made a good point as far as Nene is concerned. If she did not like her sex-toy line, why even come to make this grand exit?? I did not get that!!!!Phaedra is the only one with the greatest amount of class!!Cynthia can do better than Peter, I don't like the way he treats her family, especially her sister. There is something more going on then meets the I!!!I can not wait until thursday, when Marlo is on the second part of the reunion, it ought to be Crazy!!!!!


First of all...NENE IS NOT THE PROBLEM...Sheree needs to take her ass back up to ohio because she has no money and she knows this...quit talkin shit about NENE and find out where you are about to live...Cynthia..has her own empire..she needs to get rid of Peter because he is not bringing you happiness...She is a wonderful Chick and definetly does not need him around to bring her down..


The first season I liked nene. Actually I liked her with Greg. He seems to have a little class. Now it seems she thinks she is just so rich and famous that she is above everyone else. Everyone needs to remember you can fall down that ladder alot quicker that you went up it. I like everyone except nene. I feel sorry for Sheree because she is taking care of her children without the help of her big, ugly x-husband. AND I REALLY MEAN UGLY111 eVERYONG NEEDS TO BE HONEST. tHE AUDIENCE KNOWS BS WHEN WE SEE IT.


The only one that I really like is Phaedra. Kandi and Cynthia are okay most of the time. I don't really care for Kim or Sheree. I don't even know what to think of NeNe anymore.


I have no use for NeNe and her insane screeching, screaming and shouting. She looks like an amazon and how anyone in their right mind could find her remotely attractive is beyond my comprehesion. Phaedra is a class act, Kim is a broad, Cynthia is very sweet, Khandi is a good business woman and Sheree is a loser. Will not be watching this train wreck show next season.


Nene's biggist problem is she's pissed when the spotlight isn't on her. Acts like she's better than the rest of the girls which is baloney. Cynthia is passive/aggressive to people and then acts all innocent with something blows up, give me a break, grow up! Phaedra, Khandi seem to be the only half normal gals there. Kim is spoiled, no doubt about it. But you have to ask yourself why does NeNe roll her eyes every time someone else is being talked about or saying how happy they are. Jealous much?


God they are all awful


n kroy dont look like shit with his racist ass.who cares about him n kim gettin married after tha fact she had tha baby first n with another.he is not a good all around pivk for tha football pick anyway.


Nene's shoes were banging so don:t hate. Kim is happy bcos she thinks she has hit d jackpot. He by Heree should go hide somewhere. She is a hater and should be ashamed of herself for bringing d kids into it. Kandy should stop trying to shove her sex toys down everyones throats. We all don't swing that way. Saying someone has three baby daddys is s swing at d mother not d kids. No matter how lopsided ur views are, EVERYONE LOVES NENE.#RICHBITCH


i luv nene n cyth.kandi is two faced with her none talkin self.phaedra is ok but she should have tha sex line cause she is crazy for it.n kim is a joke no she got that young gut she got to put everyone down.she is o hoe n still is.n they all r hater on nene.long as they r talkin about her it is ok.but once she talk about them then all hell breaks out.n sharee looks like a man.she is tha grand on to talk.she can buy a new car but her kids was sleepin on tha floor.if she got so much money than she dont need child support.should have being tryin to get child support b4 tha i mean is 4real a joke look how her older daughter talks to her.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks