The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Recap: Growth is Hard to Find

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Growth is a beautiful thing. Of course it can also be hard to find.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, Part 1, offered up a lot of talk about growth but what we saw was merely a an hour's worth of screeching, eye rolling, and one upmanship Atlanta style so we'll break it down in THG's +/- review ...

Andy starts off asking why the ladies love to talk about there designer labels.

It's true, these women are always going on and on about who they're wearing and what they're buying. They may think it makes them appear wealthy, but they only look like a bunch of insecure wannabes. Minus 12.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Cast Picture

Somehow all roads led back to NeNe tonight. If she wasn't defending herself or yelling at someone she was rolling her eyes while the others were talking.

And she was wearing the most ridiculous looking heels of the group. Minus 5. How the heck does she walk in those things.

First we'll start off with Kandi whose sex toy line, Bedroom Kandi is making her a mint of money. Plus 8. You go girl! Phaedra says she's helping make sure the products work well but NeNe simply looks uncomfortable. Kandi calls her out on it. Didn't NeNe used to be a stripper. Maybe so but sex toys are not her thing. 

NeNe says she's grown and she ain't got time for these ladies. Well, she isn't threatening to kill anyone this season so I suppose we can count that as growth. Plus 9.

So once we break away from Kandi's cleavage (seriously, she must be glued into that dress), we move over to Kim… and more cleavage.

Kim is so blissfully happy it is almost sickening. Andy asks about her spending habits but she swears that although she likes to spend, they aren't stupid about it. Let's hope so for the kids' sake. She also says that she and Sweetie are still friends and that she came to Brielle's birthday party. Plus 5 because I was so worried about that.

Then Kim breaks the big news. She's pregnant again. Damn, she and Kroy sure work fast but Plus 10 for the happy news.

Happy Kim Zolciak

Well, not everyone seems so happy. NeNe looks downright ticked off and Cynthia's not much better. Minus 8

Is it a boy or girl?  Rose her friendly psychic advisor says it's a girl but Kim's not telling. We'll all have to wait and see.

Andy then tries to steer the conversation to Big Poppa but Kim says she won't talk about him in respect of her new husband. Plus 7. Good call.

Finally we wander over to Sheree who cries about Bob still not paying child support. Yup, the guy's a jerk. Nothing has changed there except that Sheree's still blaming Phaedra for the way she handled the case. Minus 10. It's been months. Phaedra returned her retainer and recommended another attorney. What more does she want?

Chateau Sheree is still a hole in the ground but she says she's got a new contractor and things are back on track. Then NeNe calls her project Neverland, as in it's never going to happen and suddenly things turn ugly.

Sheree tells NeNe she has donkey teeth and NeNe says hers could use a whitening. Classy, ladies. Minus 5

Grl Plz

The two are actually screeching so much it's hard to make out what they're saying but it's all about how much money they claim to have and when NeNe says she doesn't shop at Walmart, Sheree is quick to shoot back that her son still steals from there.

Minus 15 because bringing the kids into this isn't cool and NeNe calls her on it. Then Kim jumps back in reminding NeNe that she didn't have a problem tweeting about her kids having different baby daddies. NeNe claims it's not the same thing. You can decide who's right on that one.

The screeching doesn't end until the show does but don't worry, it isn't over yet. We'll have part two next week and you just know there'll be rehashing the Africa nonsense. It's the storyline that just won't end.

EPISODE TOTAL: -6! SEASON TOTAL: -389!

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I think you have all fogot something about sherre. She is not receiving child support because she asked for 450.000 upfront from x before house sold. She took the money and defaulted on mortage..that is why she doesn't receive this until money is even.

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first i think nene thinks she is better than the other ladies. she tried to be holier than thou with kandie, when she was a stripper and poor. now tells everyone she is rich and makes fun of shree, and all the other ladies, flaunting her riches. it is not sherees fault the her deadbeat husband wont pay her child support. nene has been really lucky, she needed kim, sheree and kandie when she was broke. cynthia, is so pitiful, i hate watching her. kandie is the one with the money and you never hear her brag about the fact that she has more than all the ladies. kim has been nice to nene and just wanted to find someone to love she and her daugthers (as most women). phadrea, is my favorite, she is so cool and witty, she is the best on the show.

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Nene needs tp go away!

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Kim is so fake. She went from one rich man to another. The fact that she makes so much money with silly songs, and this show is criminal. She has no talent but being trashy!! Needs to stop cussing around her kids. How can you say you are so happy and pregnant and argue like that with such hate while being preg. weird in my book. Her friendship with Sheree is a joke. Sheree was so wrong in bring kids into discussion-glad it backfired on her.TYime for her to go. Kandi is trashy too with her "toys".

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Ladies, This season was mmmmm hard. Sheree you are throwing everyone under the bus but Kim. Kim was not at any of the events whee you were "turn coat". What I mean by this is "hear say" is not evidence. You cannot repeat accurately and you were found fumbling alot. You had problems with Marlo, Phadrea, Kandi, Cynthia and NeNe......that about covers it. Hard to trust you. If you are put on the spot you simply talk over and talk down. Very sad. Kim congrats on your marriage. I really pray that you will settle and be the woman that Kroy thinks you are and let the fast and furious life you had only shortly left and be content.
Khandi what to say...............stay strong. Phadrea.....you are a delight. A little over the top but thats you.
I hope next season is a good one for all. Maybe NeNe will be out of Atlanta, Cynthia will be modeling again, Khandi will be prospering more, Kim will be very happy, Phadrea will be happy in her new interest and Sheree learns whats up.

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kANDI NEEDS TO PULL YHE PLUG ON HAPPINESS AND JOY..SPOILS THE SHOW. vERY UNCLASSY AND UNNECESSARY.

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replace Sheree with another tall Diva and keep Marlo Hampton, but you ladies need to try better to get along. Kim has driven a wedge between everyone and that will continue. Since the majority enjoys watching Nene and she and Kim can't bury the hatchet...can we lose the foul mouthed cussing every other breath, poacher, supposedly ex-lesbian Kim Zolziak.

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Kandi should make a special toy in honor of her new beau Todd Tucker. The "Tucker F---er" teeheehee.

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Why is it so important for NeNe to like the sex toys? I don't get that. NeNe watched the whole.season and saw how much they talked about her. Kim brought up the last year stuff again. And her ans Sheree spent the whole time whispering about NeNe. And they wouldn't even be addressing Kim, but she'd get in it.

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Nene cant talk about anybody having fifferent daddies when ur damn kids have different fathers. Go Kandi do ur thing, Cynthia shut the hell up if ur not running behind Nene you are letting that Ass you call a husband walk all over you

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks