The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Recap: Growth is Hard to Find

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Growth is a beautiful thing. Of course it can also be hard to find.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, Part 1, offered up a lot of talk about growth but what we saw was merely a an hour's worth of screeching, eye rolling, and one upmanship Atlanta style so we'll break it down in THG's +/- review ...

Andy starts off asking why the ladies love to talk about there designer labels.

It's true, these women are always going on and on about who they're wearing and what they're buying. They may think it makes them appear wealthy, but they only look like a bunch of insecure wannabes. Minus 12.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Cast Picture

Somehow all roads led back to NeNe tonight. If she wasn't defending herself or yelling at someone she was rolling her eyes while the others were talking.

And she was wearing the most ridiculous looking heels of the group. Minus 5. How the heck does she walk in those things.

First we'll start off with Kandi whose sex toy line, Bedroom Kandi is making her a mint of money. Plus 8. You go girl! Phaedra says she's helping make sure the products work well but NeNe simply looks uncomfortable. Kandi calls her out on it. Didn't NeNe used to be a stripper. Maybe so but sex toys are not her thing. 

NeNe says she's grown and she ain't got time for these ladies. Well, she isn't threatening to kill anyone this season so I suppose we can count that as growth. Plus 9.

So once we break away from Kandi's cleavage (seriously, she must be glued into that dress), we move over to Kim… and more cleavage.

Kim is so blissfully happy it is almost sickening. Andy asks about her spending habits but she swears that although she likes to spend, they aren't stupid about it. Let's hope so for the kids' sake. She also says that she and Sweetie are still friends and that she came to Brielle's birthday party. Plus 5 because I was so worried about that.

Then Kim breaks the big news. She's pregnant again. Damn, she and Kroy sure work fast but Plus 10 for the happy news.

Happy Kim Zolciak

Well, not everyone seems so happy. NeNe looks downright ticked off and Cynthia's not much better. Minus 8

Is it a boy or girl?  Rose her friendly psychic advisor says it's a girl but Kim's not telling. We'll all have to wait and see.

Andy then tries to steer the conversation to Big Poppa but Kim says she won't talk about him in respect of her new husband. Plus 7. Good call.

Finally we wander over to Sheree who cries about Bob still not paying child support. Yup, the guy's a jerk. Nothing has changed there except that Sheree's still blaming Phaedra for the way she handled the case. Minus 10. It's been months. Phaedra returned her retainer and recommended another attorney. What more does she want?

Chateau Sheree is still a hole in the ground but she says she's got a new contractor and things are back on track. Then NeNe calls her project Neverland, as in it's never going to happen and suddenly things turn ugly.

Sheree tells NeNe she has donkey teeth and NeNe says hers could use a whitening. Classy, ladies. Minus 5

Grl Plz

The two are actually screeching so much it's hard to make out what they're saying but it's all about how much money they claim to have and when NeNe says she doesn't shop at Walmart, Sheree is quick to shoot back that her son still steals from there.

Minus 15 because bringing the kids into this isn't cool and NeNe calls her on it. Then Kim jumps back in reminding NeNe that she didn't have a problem tweeting about her kids having different baby daddies. NeNe claims it's not the same thing. You can decide who's right on that one.

The screeching doesn't end until the show does but don't worry, it isn't over yet. We'll have part two next week and you just know there'll be rehashing the Africa nonsense. It's the storyline that just won't end.

EPISODE TOTAL: -6! SEASON TOTAL: -389!

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OK NENE IS MY GIRL,LOVE HER TO DEATH. THIS KIM AND SHEREE CHARADE WTW, KIM NEEDS TO GET OFF HOMEGIRLS ASS AND VISE VERSA. BOTH OF UZ BITCHES NEED TO BOW DOWN AND KISS NENE FEETS FOR PUTN UZ ON, AND BOTH OF YALL NEED TO GET UR MONEY UP, STOP HATIN ON NENE AND MARLO, AND KIM PAY KHANDI HER MONEY BITCH.

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Nene @ sheree leave the show please your tuning it into some kind of a boxing ring. u are acting like kids, grow up.

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Lets be honest here Benefits makes the show. She maybe loud at times but she keeps it real. She gets hate cause she breaching out from the show and really is the star. Kim dishes it out but can't take it if someone puts her in her place. She slept with a married man and tricking off him and she has the nerve to call Marlo a whore. She a whore too.kandi is fuckin boring two faced and fake ass hell. She play both sides but when it comes to Kim and Sheree she acts like a punk. She has to be a sugar mama cause she nit cute. Cynthia is boring finally standing up for herself.sheree is the fakiest. Acting like she better and she don't have shit. Bitch instead of talking and trashing everybody get your shit together.pheadra why is she on the show

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Who is sheree by-the-way.what does she do,does she have any money?good riddance to bad rubbish!nene I just love u,I know ur 'I am rich' comment kept haters awake as u intended lol.cynthia try to fix ur hubby and family relationship.ppl please understand not because u r loyal to ur friend makes u a 'kiss ass'!kandi u r ok but sometimes u pisses me off.phedra u r in the wrong crowd compared to what and who u claim u r.so figure out who u r.and stop being critical about other events its always not up to 'your''class'.hmm.kim if u r going to trash others u will get trashing too.I love both u and nene but hate that u guys can't make up.and kandi not everyone loves sex toy me for one,I don't need it my hubby has been doing a good job for the past ten yrs so don't try to push it to those who don't want it.respect all ple

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when the ladies were in Africa during the argument what did Sheree think about Nene coming to her aide by standing between and also trying to be what i would consider a true friend...even though they had a falling out over money, i never heard Sheree thank Nene or make any comment about it. I think if cameras where not around that kim and Nene may still be friends. lets just admit it, real friends have disagreements, fights and make ups, and i think if they were the same friends they were before they both would have been able to comfort and celebrate with each other. Sheree seems to break up a friendship in order for her to become the new bff....why????and if she did not talk to her daughters boyfriend as if he had millions to buy her daughter a ring she thought her daughter deserved she would be engaged by now. true love has nothing to due with money. they both are young...let her daughter choose to accept or turn down what ever ring he would have given her. stop being bitter.

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nene needs to leave the show her mouth is so big she calls herself a lady but what lady has a mouth like hers and she need to come to reallity she had nothing her husband was there but know since she is on her high horse everyone who cared about her she blew them away and kim u go girl keep doing your thang and shree dont worry god is alaways there men arent and candi wow u r the phoney u playing like the nice 1 u surprise me the most and for u cythia u r no one friend or a true sister men come n go but family will always be there and your husband ha u better wear a helmet

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I really like NeNe, Cynthia, Phaedra, and I did like Khandi. Khandi is a Uncle Tom! If it was NeNe that owed her money for a recording rights, she would've taken her part out first.But she lets Snow white get rich with her money. Shame on you,Khandi-Coated Uncle Tom! Kim's dad is racist too. He said that she' your gal, to Kim when she was dodging work on moving day.

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4 words...THE REAL RICH BITCH

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I agree, that Kim isn't the best mother. 3 different baby daddy's. The language she uses and the way she talks in front of her girls, plus the fact Kroix (kroy) whatever his name is was living in the house and they weren't subtle about their sexual activities, isn't really the way to bring up tween and teen daughters. She really is trashy.....oh, and she can't sing at all either.

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NeNe is the worst. Has a pretty high opinion of herself for some so huge and ugly. 99% of what she wears is not for a woman of her stature. Really sick of hearing how rich she is and just plain sick of hearing her mouth. She argues with everyone and has a serious attitude.
Kim is another one. Why does she always wear these Loooooong dresses. Pretty they are but is something wrong with her legs? She never shows them. And the wigs are ridiculous too.