Tabloid Celebrates Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie Engagement, is Actually Correct This Time!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, as you now know. For real.

OK! Magazine and its ilk are either overjoyed that they get to print accurate news for once in their lives this week, or devastated because now that Brangelina got engaged, and confirmed it, they've lost some great source material.

Either way, here's their very special commemorative cover:

Brangelina Engaged!

"Yes, it's confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are all very happy," Brad's manager Cynthia Pett-Dante confirmed to the AP last week.

"There's not date set at this time."

That's it. No more waiting for gay marriage to be legalized all over the world. No more coy interviews. No more ridiculous tabloid cover story lies.

Okay, those are clearly going to persist. But they'll have to branch out, because the secret wedding well has finally run dry. It was a good run, guys.

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Who cares? Aren't we sick of hearing about Brad and Angelina? Prior to that it was Brad and Jen, and before that if was Brad and Gwyneth, and then there was Angelina and Billy Bob, and Angelina and her brother......who cares...the marriage won't last anyway....one of them will screw up.

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