Snooki Will "Cut a B!tch" if You Mess With Her Kid

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi isn't a wife or a mother yet, but that's not about to keep her from referring to fiancé Jionni LaValle as her husband, or threatening to cut you.

If you mess with her baby, that is.

"Waiting from my golfer hubby to get home!" the Jersey Shore star tweeted on Tuesday. "I miss u." She passed the time Tweeting self-portraits, at least:

Snooki Self-Portrait

At home in a tight black T-shirt, hot pink booty shorts and a weird ass leopard print head wrap thing, she's sportin' goofy glasses and makin' a fist ... as a warning!

"Preggers power," she tweeted. "I'll cut a b!tch if you mess w my baby!"

Consider yourselves warned. There's this as a cautionary tale, too:

When one person tweeted at the reality star, "The possible fathers of your child must be so excited," Snooki shot back, "Such a lovely b!tch, eh? Hooker."

Step off, haters. In a more supportive Tweet, another fan adds:

"Don't judge. Everyone's had their party phases, then they meet someone that changes their life and start a family. Biggest example? @snooki."

Time will tell, but nice thought. What do you think? Will Snooki be a good mom?

 

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