Snooki Twitpic: A Sanctuary of Guidette Style

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's closet is a fashion destination none of us would ever wish to raid, but she gave us a glimpse of it on Twitter just the same.

The pregnant Jersey Shore starlet shared a pic of her massive closet, its shelves packed with her signature over-the-top outfits and accessories.

"My closet = my sanctuary," the 24-year-old tweeted to more than 4.8 million followers who should really have their heads examined Wednesday.

Snooki in the Closet

Ever since Jionni LaValle got Snooki pregnant, rumors have been swirling that she may soon be phased out of the show that made her a star.

Still, the Princess of F*%king Poughkeepsie should be able to afford her vibrant outfits, most of them sans underwear, for the foreseeable future.

In a new report in Parade, Snooki is expected to earn a whopping $1.6 million this year. You may hurl yourself off the nearest building on cue.


Congrad Snookie on your new Bundle of Joy.I am Proud of you,and Know I have said a prayer for you and your family.Your Beautiful.
Michael Jo


I love Snooki,she's awesome,and very beautiful,and i really dnt think she's worried about all u haters. I woulnt be. I wish her and her fiance all the best.


Snooki is amazing! Just because all u lil jerks are jealous that she did practically nothing to get famous and rich. So why dont u go cry about it, talk crap, bully some kids and go cut yourselves because al this hate is just becuase u cannot accomodate. lol LOVE U ALL


fat ugly slut


I'd like to see her doing something like this:


Cryyy! Edith child.


Girl u hate too much luv u snooks ignore them haters


UUUGGly,,, Whore.


Please make a movie of return Mona lisa smile. Do you know history. As profesor Leo.


She doesn't look pregnant. Did she drink the baby to death and now she trying to get preggers again to save face. Pathetic pig.

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