Simon van Kempen Orgasmed During Birth of Son

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There are times when we love our job. Hot case in point: when Heidi Klum nude photos hit the Internet.

There are also times when we'd prefer to be an airport baggage handler. Disgusting case in point: when we learn that Simon van Kempen had an orgasm while his wife gave birth.

Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen Book

This nugget came to our nauseating attention today, as an except from "Little Kids, Big City: Tales from a Real House in New York City" is making its way around the Internet.

The memoir, penned by Simon and Alex McCord in 2010, details the lives of the former Real Housewives of New York City cast members. In it, McCord writes of welcoming her first child into the world:

Once he was finally out of my body, I experienced a tsunami of endorphins that was almost orgasmic, and I understand completely the stories of women who have written about ecstatic birth. Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later, when we untangled ourselves, he discovered he’d actually ejaculated though hadn’t felt any of the normal lead-up to that.

Yes, this was published two years ago. But we first heard about it today and - we're very sorry - but we saw it as our mission to pass it along. You may now go deposit your lunch in the nearest toilet.

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There is something about these two (Alex and Simon) that is so sleazy UGH!! they give me the shudders.

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These are the creepest guys on the show they ard truly vile yuk-((

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Trashy, desperate people. Who writes about something like having an orgasm when a child is
born unless they are completely demented?

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These people will do ANYTHING for attention! One day, their kids will be old enough to read this crappy book and realize how disgusting Simon is. I'm curious as to how your heard about this "news" because I really can't even imagine anyone paying $1 for their book. Next time, please put a *Not Safe For Lunch* warning on the top of the post. Gonna go throw up now...

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There is just no limit to these people. Birth is private and if your sick ass has a sexual response to birth, keep it to yourself! Foul, just foul.

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Just when I thought I'd never have to read about or see these people again. Only they would
actually print something like this.

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Because its fucking hilarious.that's why.

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If it's so nauseating, then why post it for the whole world to read, assholes?

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