Shannen Doherty and Kurt Iswarienko, her now-husband, star in the new WE reality show Shannen Says April 10. It might as well be called Shannen Wears the Pants.
The 40-year-old's new show documents her plan to walk down the aisle for the third time, during which she becomes a total bridezilla, to the surprise of no one.
Witness the sneak peek below, in which she bullies Iswarienko into abiding by her strict conditions, such as how Sundays are going to be spent in their house:
“I so can pull a wedding off in seven weeks, I have totally got this. And I have Kurt and he’s completely focused, so we’re good,” she tells the camera. Right.
During a lunch at Savory restaurant in Malibu, the couple has a heated argument over Kurt agreeing to play football with his friends that Sunday. The nerve.
“Please don’t bulls***t me, I hate it when you bulls***t me,” Shannon snaps at him. “A grown man just got peer-pressured into playing football.”
That comment finally forces Kurt to man up slightly, and say to her, “A grown man wants to play football, he wants to play football with his friends.”
Shannen’s response: “Guess what, you should have sex with your friend, you should live with your friend, you should have a full blown relationship."
“Just tell him that you can’t play, that we have other plans.”
Amazingly, these two actually did get married. Congrats?