Kim Kardashian Admits to Fake Marriage, Scripted Reality Show; Plans Year Away From the Spotlight

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I could no longer look at myself in the mirror.

So stated Kim Kardashian this morning in a stunning turn of events, as the reality star admitted her marriage to Kris Humphries was a money-making scam; agreed to pay her ex a $20 million settlement and then dropped a final bombshell on fans: she will avoid all red carpets and publicity opportunities for a year.

"I've been living a lie for too long," Kim said. "I bought Ray J that video camera. I read cue cards on E!. My manager calls the paparazzi any time I'm in a bikini. Heck, I can't even get dressed in the morning without my mom telling me what to wear."

Kim Kardashian on Rodeo Drive

Kardashian added that she and her sisters help tabloid editors come up with supposedly scandalous headlines, pushing sales of those magazine and then taking to their blogs to refute the rumors and garner sympathy from fans.

It's a circular tactic that Kim says she learned from former best friend Paris Hilton, adding:

"Those tabloids made money, their employees kept their jobs, my family came out as the victim. My Facebook followers even believed I was actually confiding in them. Everybody was winning... or so I thought. Turns out, my soul had been lost a long time ago."

Kim says she will donate all the money she's earned from Tweeting product names to those who tried QuickTrim because they believed it was a healthy weight loss supplement.

"Come on," she scoffed. "It's not even FDA approved. I'm a multi-millionaire with no real job. I lost all this weight because I had the time to work out and the money to pay a personal trainer."

It's taken a very long time, but THG applauds Kim Kardashian for finally telling the truth about all the fallacies in her life. We'd also like to say...

... Yeah, right.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

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I can't believe all the folks that say -so what, we still like her. These are probably folks who also still support Obama ,even after well, you know !

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We are all told from the time we are born until we die that "If it seems to good to be true. Then it is TO GOOD TO BE TRUE"
I have not followed Kim's exploits and I really don't have time to start now. But it sounds like she is still up to her old tricks (I'm honest now and real-- yea sure you are!)& like the famous comercail "TRIXS ARE FOR KIDS"

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How many mistakes have each and every one of you haters made and atleast she does something unlike 1/2our country and if she has the money to spend, spend it on whatever she wants because if we had all that money we would too. Quit being jelous people...

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KIMS THE BEST ALAYS LOUIS

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i knew she was fake!

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Who gives a crape I still love her and her fam .... we all make mistakes damn ......

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thats the truth

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You know when I was reading this I was like.. "Impossible". Kim never had a heart to feel anything she did was wrong. So I was not fooled but was reading it through cause everything said here is a fact indeed. I just hope that she stop claiming to be a Christian cause true Christian don't do anything she does. Its a shame that she like to be appear to be attending church to cushion the impact of all the bad things she does!

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NO THIS IS NOT A APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE. ALL THAT EAS SAID IS THE TRUTH ABOUT HER, AND HER FAMILY.SO SORRY THAT KIM DO NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO COME OUT, AND TELL THE TRUTH, I WOULS RESPECT HER IF SHE DID. BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT WONT HAPPEN. GO TO BOYCOTTKIM.COM, AND SIGN THE PETITION, ALREAY OVER 500,00 SIGNITURES. GOOD WEB SITE, GO CHECK IT OUT. LETS ALL TOGETHER GET RID OF THIS FAMILY ONCE, AND FOR ALL OK.

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I'm thinkin' "wow, she's had a moment of clarity.Good for her."
You totally got me!

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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