Jessica Simpson: Still Pregnant!

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Despite conspiracy theories that her daughter has already been born, Jessica Simpson is still pregnant as of this posting. And absolutely enormous.

"I just woke up from a dream that I wore a leopard caftan in the hospital. Fabulous!!" the 31-year-old tweeted Tuesday. "Now I need to find one!"

There you go. Add that to the list of classic Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic of pregnancy, and chalk it up as proof that she still is with child.

There's also this promo pic for Fashion Star, which is apparently still on.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Photo

Jess went on to even more directly address reports that she'd given birth already ... as if anyone would believe she could (or would want to) do so in secret.

"To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl... I'm still pregnant!!" she wrote. "Don't believe what you read ladies and gents."

But she's ready to give birth too, don't get her wrong. "I can't wait for the day I can walk in heels again!" she tweeted. "My feet feel homesick!"

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totally feel for her! I ballooned out with my first and thought he was NEVER coming out!!! LUCKLY 15 years ago he did and I got my ``almost figure`` back. Keep your haed up and dont worry what people say, Jessica! Wish you all the best of luck

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Well she sure hasn't looked pregnant on the last two episodes of fashion star..its on now..u be the judge..she's nowhere near as huge as she was at first..don't get me wrong I Soooooooo love this chik and her shoes too

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Unbella translation =Un-pretty! Get Over your severe jealousy! If you were half as hot as JS was as Daisy Duke you would not be posting hateful comments. Go Jessica, you rock that baby girl!

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To unbella..swelling up is a part of pregnancy!! DUH... Bet you never stared in ANY movie or built yourself a clothing empire to make you billons!!! So stop being a hater. Jessica Simpson is a beautiful woman. I send best wishes to Jessica Simpson and her soon to be Hubby! So excited to see the first pics of baby when she arrives. I've been a Jessica Simpson fan every since her first album.

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Hey unbella, your a miserable, mean, shrew, you know that. Whatta you look like?? Bet you have NO ROOM to talk....idiot.

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What a beautiful woman. Hang in there Jessica, it will be over soon, and you will miss those little kicks in the ribs. Enjoy the last few days of it, and get a good night's sleep! You won't get many once she is here! Lol

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Maybe she's faking it. She could be toting around a sofa cushion! Ya think??

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wow shes about as swelled up as a used tampon!

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson