Jessica Simpson: Still Pregnant!

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Despite conspiracy theories that her daughter has already been born, Jessica Simpson is still pregnant as of this posting. And absolutely enormous.

"I just woke up from a dream that I wore a leopard caftan in the hospital. Fabulous!!" the 31-year-old tweeted Tuesday. "Now I need to find one!"

There you go. Add that to the list of classic Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic of pregnancy, and chalk it up as proof that she still is with child.

There's also this promo pic for Fashion Star, which is apparently still on.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Photo

Jess went on to even more directly address reports that she'd given birth already ... as if anyone would believe she could (or would want to) do so in secret.

"To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl... I'm still pregnant!!" she wrote. "Don't believe what you read ladies and gents."

But she's ready to give birth too, don't get her wrong. "I can't wait for the day I can walk in heels again!" she tweeted. "My feet feel homesick!"

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This one goes out to unbella....seriously, are you a frigin moron or what?????? wow what class you have talking about sitting on the toilet....your an idiot....did you take your meds today moron????? ewww

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Come on drop it already!!!

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The last month of my last pregnancy I was also huge,due to my feet,hands and face being swollen. I wish Jessica all the best. A quick delivery and healthy baby.As far as her weight,she can afford a trainer I'm sure.

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She really is huge for someone just having one baby. It does seem like she's been pregnant forever. I only hope this baby isn't as stupid acting as it's mother.

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thats a shame if she is still pregnant cause ppl are not that stupid to believe that she still is if she really is prego.. back in october if she was 6 months she should have had that baby by now and not saying she still prego that is sick.. she looks horrible i mean dont get me wrong i was big when i had my son but not as big as her and she having a girl thats scary.. its either her son is going to be like 14 pounds or she just ate everything that came her way and didnt care but i bet she cries when she cant lose the weight and has to go and get surgery done to lose all the weight she put on

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I think Jessica looks fine. I hope she has a happy and healthy baby!

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@ wonderful yep I just saw the episode ur talking about and I was look for the belly and I thought they may have squeezed it with the belt cuz it looks like they shoved her waist so tight everything got shifted her upper chest was up their and her hips were their too. But no pregnant stomach

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Well I just saw her on her show fashion whatever. Anyway she don't look pregnant she just look overweight. She nay have had her baby. On the imbd apparently it said she was having her baby in October 31 2011. Hello

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For years she's been big enough to make people think she's 6 months pregnant. Now that she actually is, she's the size of a blimp. She is just plain gross!

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You are the hater! Im just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business! And i really like jessica simpson. Im not hating on her. Tampons and maxis are great too. Im not hating on them either.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson