Jessica Simpson: Still Pregnant!

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Despite conspiracy theories that her daughter has already been born, Jessica Simpson is still pregnant as of this posting. And absolutely enormous.

"I just woke up from a dream that I wore a leopard caftan in the hospital. Fabulous!!" the 31-year-old tweeted Tuesday. "Now I need to find one!"

There you go. Add that to the list of classic Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic of pregnancy, and chalk it up as proof that she still is with child.

There's also this promo pic for Fashion Star, which is apparently still on.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Photo

Jess went on to even more directly address reports that she'd given birth already ... as if anyone would believe she could (or would want to) do so in secret.

"To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl... I'm still pregnant!!" she wrote. "Don't believe what you read ladies and gents."

But she's ready to give birth too, don't get her wrong. "I can't wait for the day I can walk in heels again!" she tweeted. "My feet feel homesick!"

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She was fat before she got pregnant.

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I was 5'7, 135 lbs & exercised 2 hrs/ day about five days per week when I became pregnant with twins. I did not even drink soda during my pregnancy I was so healthy. I weighed 198 lbs right before they were born. I only have 15 lbs to go to pre-baby weight. People need to realize you are SUPPOSED TO GAIN WEIGHT while pregnant. I ate nuts, fruit, yogurt, avocado, cheese, etc. Ugh, educate yourself. Btw, my twins were FULL TERM & super healthy. Almost unheard of for multiple births.

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Ppls comments kill me she's eating to much gained to much weight lol don't u think that's better than. Her starving herself to watch her figure then everyone would be putting ms Simpson down so the way I see it is its her body her baby don't worry about it ur not the ine giving birth or taking care of her baby she is dang I guess she is damned if she does n dammed if she don't myself I think she is a beautiful pregnant woman

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Does anyone gain anything by unkind and thoughtless comments? We are all connected in this world yet people insist on being cruel and judge one another based on appearances and limited thinking. I think she's beautiful and wish her a safe and healthy birth.

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friginmoron said "wow what class you have talking about sitting on the toilet....". The person who talked about sitting on the toilet was only emulating the fat-long-before-pregnancy-and-now- planet-sized Jessica Simpson who has tweeted a picture of herself sitting on a toilet and who regularly speaks publicly about her own flatulence. Jessica Simpson has said she doesn't brush, but the more important question is does the enormous beast wipe?

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she is beautiful! And alot of people can't control how much weight they gain during there pregnacy. She could have a medical problem? Ever think of that? No because all the world care's about is judging people. And to those of you that never have been prago i hope you get double her size and see how you feel when people talk about you when your caring another life. And putting on alot of weight is not as bad as the women out there starving themselfs because there affraid of gaining weight and what people will think of them. She is strong. And all you mama's should slap you for being so cold hearted and rude and being a bully!!!!

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She looks beautiful. I hope she has a beautiful and safe delivery.

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I'm in disbeleif reading how ignorant people are. You're uneducated pieces of shit if you honestly can think to yourself that she's gained too much weight or whatever else you're hiding jealousy with. Really, who talks complete trash about a pregnant woman?

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OMG, shes just a pregnant woman, for those of you who are saying she's disgusting, you need to take a look at yourself! Is this really an important enough topic that you people are gonna get nasty about it? Wow, grow up already, get your own life and you won't worry so much about what other people are doing or look like!!

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I still cannot believe Jessica Simpson has not had her baby yet....are you kidding me?????? she is soooooooooo huge, i have never seen a woman that enormous in my life, and still not giving birth.....something is seriously wrong....woman, granted do gain weight, but she is totally disgusting.....doesn't she realize that gaining all this weight is very unhealthy for the baby....i think she is a total idiot.....can't stand her....i only hope her baby will be ok...i feel sorry for her baby.....nuf said.....

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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