Jessica Simpson: Still Pregnant!

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Despite conspiracy theories that her daughter has already been born, Jessica Simpson is still pregnant as of this posting. And absolutely enormous.

"I just woke up from a dream that I wore a leopard caftan in the hospital. Fabulous!!" the 31-year-old tweeted Tuesday. "Now I need to find one!"

There you go. Add that to the list of classic Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic of pregnancy, and chalk it up as proof that she still is with child.

There's also this promo pic for Fashion Star, which is apparently still on.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Photo

Jess went on to even more directly address reports that she'd given birth already ... as if anyone would believe she could (or would want to) do so in secret.

"To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl... I'm still pregnant!!" she wrote. "Don't believe what you read ladies and gents."

But she's ready to give birth too, don't get her wrong. "I can't wait for the day I can walk in heels again!" she tweeted. "My feet feel homesick!"

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    ss

    She was fat before she got pregnant.

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    Cor

    I was 5'7, 135 lbs & exercised 2 hrs/ day about five days per week when I became pregnant with twins. I did not even drink soda during my pregnancy I was so healthy. I weighed 198 lbs right before they were born. I only have 15 lbs to go to pre-baby weight. People need to realize you are SUPPOSED TO GAIN WEIGHT while pregnant. I ate nuts, fruit, yogurt, avocado, cheese, etc. Ugh, educate yourself. Btw, my twins were FULL TERM & super healthy. Almost unheard of for multiple births.

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    stacey

    Ppls comments kill me she's eating to much gained to much weight lol don't u think that's better than. Her starving herself to watch her figure then everyone would be putting ms Simpson down so the way I see it is its her body her baby don't worry about it ur not the ine giving birth or taking care of her baby she is dang I guess she is damned if she does n dammed if she don't myself I think she is a beautiful pregnant woman

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    Jorge

    Does anyone gain anything by unkind and thoughtless comments? We are all connected in this world yet people insist on being cruel and judge one another based on appearances and limited thinking. I think she's beautiful and wish her a safe and healthy birth.

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    jessica's skid marks

    friginmoron said "wow what class you have talking about sitting on the toilet....". The person who talked about sitting on the toilet was only emulating the fat-long-before-pregnancy-and-now- planet-sized Jessica Simpson who has tweeted a picture of herself sitting on a toilet and who regularly speaks publicly about her own flatulence. Jessica Simpson has said she doesn't brush, but the more important question is does the enormous beast wipe?