Jessica Simpson: Still Pregnant!

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Despite conspiracy theories that her daughter has already been born, Jessica Simpson is still pregnant as of this posting. And absolutely enormous.

"I just woke up from a dream that I wore a leopard caftan in the hospital. Fabulous!!" the 31-year-old tweeted Tuesday. "Now I need to find one!"

There you go. Add that to the list of classic Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic of pregnancy, and chalk it up as proof that she still is with child.

There's also this promo pic for Fashion Star, which is apparently still on.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Photo

Jess went on to even more directly address reports that she'd given birth already ... as if anyone would believe she could (or would want to) do so in secret.

"To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl... I'm still pregnant!!" she wrote. "Don't believe what you read ladies and gents."

But she's ready to give birth too, don't get her wrong. "I can't wait for the day I can walk in heels again!" she tweeted. "My feet feel homesick!"

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson