Jessica Simpson: Inside the Delivery Room (?)

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Jessica Simpson hasn't even given birth to her baby girl Maxi yet, but that's not about to stop one tabloid from taking us INSIDE THE DRAMATIC DELIVERY!

You gotta love that on the week Brad and Angelina get engaged, for real, that In Touch will make up some other cover story. Why not lead with Brange?

After all, they've gotten engaged so many times before, according to your magazine ... why not cash in on the real thing when people might actually buy it?!

Jessica Simpson Birth

In any case, Jessica Simpson is ready to pop any day now, which makes this odd cover - how can you be inside a delivery that hasn't taken place? - sort of justified.

Sort of. It's possible Jess has already elected to have a c-section, is under hypnosis to soothe her cold sweats and has already planned her first words to her baby.

Still, none of this has happened yet, because she is enormously pregnant.

We'll know when she gives birth and Jessica Simpson will provide all the Jessica Simpson quotes we need at that time. How could ITW compare with that now?

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I agree with Billiebob!! And Jessica is a fat slob who no doubt knows shit about caring for a baby!!! Let her go stuff her stupid face some more!! she stuffed her face right into a c section! That kid is so ugly and fat and will probably weigh over 100 by the time
she turns 5 !!! That is sad!

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I agree with Billiebob!! And Jessica is a fat slob who no doubt knows shit about caring for a baby!!! Let her go stuff her stupid face some more!! she stuffed her face right into a c section! That kid is so ugly and fat and will probablt weigh over 100 by the tine
she turns 5 !!! That is sad!

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I agree with Billiebob!! And Jessica is a fat slob who no doubt knows shit about caring for a baby!!! Let her go stuff her stupid face some more!! she stuffed her face right into a c section! That kid is so ugly and fat and will probablt weigh over 100 by the tine she turns 5 !!! That is sad!

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Jessica Simpson is one big fat pig.

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i just want to say...being overweight doesnt mean u dont take care of urself...and yes...it does have health concerns but as an overweight woman who just had a healthy baby.....i am more healthy than my 115 pound sister who isnt pregnant and is on bp meds and extremely unhealthy.....i may be overweight...but my health is good and my son is perfect....try educating urself before speaking....

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Jessica is Beautiful!! The most wonderful thing is to be a mommy congratulations for your new blessing :) Some people are rude nd mean.. they are full of hate and have nothing better to say cuz they are unhappy!

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Of course so many 'stars' choose C-sections. They get a tummy tuck as part of the deal. Hello. Judging by her size, Jessica will probably get gallons of fat removed by lipo as well.

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To guest: what do you expect people to say about Jessica Simpson....she is extremely overweight, and doesn't care about her health or even her baby....your suppose to take care of yourself, when pregnant, and not be a glutton like she is....i hope for the baby's sake, he or she will be ok....can't stand her even before she was pregnant....nuff said....

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This one goes out to "guest" ya, we all know she's pregnant.....Duh....the thing here is the girl is totally enormously overweight, and that's not good for the baby....sorry, but she did not take care of herself during her pregnancy, and she looks ridiculous....sure women gain weight, but not like her....What the hell do you expect people to say......she looks like a beach whale, and to still not have this baby is sad, because of her weight, she must be encountering many health problems....she has no one to blame but herself....

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SHE IS SO PREGNANT AND BEAUTIFUL IT SEEMS LIKE HER HUSBAND TO BE ERIC JOHNSON LOVES HER. THEY MAKE A GOOD COUPLE SHES A CANCER A LOVING AND CARING PERSON AND HIS A VIRGO HARD WORKING AND VERY COMPABITLE TO HER. THEY ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER LIKE IT OR NOT PEOPLE.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson