Dreams Come True: Heidi Montag Releases New Album!

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Don't call it a comeback ... she was never on top to begin with.

On April 11, Heidi Montag released her Dreams Come True EP, and as expected, no one even knew about it until a week later. Sign of a true music great.

Also as expected, the cover art features mega-cleavage:

Heidi Montag Dreams Come True Album Cover

The 25-going-on-45-year-old shows off her body in a skimpy pink monokini, flaunting the myriad effects of those 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day.

Heidi's new album features four previously released songs: "Your Love Found Me," "Party Is Wherever I Am," "No More" and "Overdosin," all of which suck.

It's a follow-up to her 2010 album Superficial, which sold less than 1,000 in its first week of release despite more than a million dollars spent on production.

It's totally unclear why this new album has come out now.

Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt, 28, now live a more "low-key" lifestyle ... i.e. they blew all their money and no one cares about them anymore.

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    Skreed

    I think bringing up the oainrgc publishing process with Twilight is interesting. While LC can publish books, I bet at best they'll achieve modest success. A book that's going to do really well might still come from a place that doesn't merely leverage as you put, social capital . At least LC's not trying to write serious literature. It sounds like her books are today's Sweet Valley High series, and she might be the perfect voice for that.Maybe there's a market out there for a Wisconsin-focused teen novel!

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    nicole

    Haha! Get a real job.

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    Lisa

    If she did a porn I'd watch. As far as buying her cd... I have NO interest.

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    What?!

    And why are you reporting this????