Kris Humphries: Pay Up and I'll Shut Up!

by at . Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are set to do battle in divorce court, but the NBA power forward has a message for the sex tape star:

Pay up and I'll shut up!

According to TMZ, Humphries is demanding $7 million in exchange for his silence and a clean, simple, non-scandalous legal split. Otherwise... he'll do his best to expose Kim as a lying manipulator who scammed both him and the public into a sham of a marriage.

The Former Mr. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian in LA

There are a few hiccups in Kris' plan, however:

  1. He signed a pre-nuptial agreement that guarantees him nothing.
  2. He made over $1 million off the wedding and its related TV special/photo opportunities.
  3. He also made well into the six figures off his appearances on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

The guy just signed an $8 million/year contract with the New Jersey Nets, to boot. If he wants to win any PR battles here, Humphries would be best served to tell his lips to do the opposite of Kim's legs in that video with Ray J:

Remain closed.

Tags: ,
Avatar

Why would anyone believe anything from TMZ is beyond me-this just sounds like a story pulled out of someone's ass_a few days ago Kris didn't want anything frm Kim today he wants 7mill c'mon ppl

Kim Kardashian Biography

Kim Kardashian, Boobs Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]