Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are set to do battle in divorce court, but the NBA power forward has a message for the sex tape star:
Pay up and I'll shut up!
According to TMZ, Humphries is demanding $7 million in exchange for his silence and a clean, simple, non-scandalous legal split. Otherwise... he'll do his best to expose Kim as a lying manipulator who scammed both him and the public into a sham of a marriage.
There are a few hiccups in Kris' plan, however:
- He signed a pre-nuptial agreement that guarantees him nothing.
- He made over $1 million off the wedding and its related TV special/photo opportunities.
- He also made well into the six figures off his appearances on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
The guy just signed an $8 million/year contract with the New Jersey Nets, to boot. If he wants to win any PR battles here, Humphries would be best served to tell his lips to do the opposite of Kim's legs in that video with Ray J: