Khloe & Lamar Recap: Baby Talk Run Amok

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Khloe Kardashian was already annoying as hell with the baby talk thing.

Last night took it to a new level, though, as she full-on embarrassed her man at a photo shoot with her babying tendencies. Weak, girlfriend. Get it together.

Meanwhile, Rob Kardashian makes a big career decision, but K is not exactly supportive. Come along for THG's latest recap of the Khloe & Lamar madhouse:

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"I probably baby Lamar more than the average wife." - Khloe. Probably. Minus 10.

She annoyingly explains, "I don't have a baby right now. He is my child." Fail. Not everyone with no kids talks to grown ass men that way, so Minus 100.

When she calls the coordinator at his shoot to make sure he eats, Lamar says, "I'm a grown man, and it's just embarrassing." To say the least. Plus 20.

Later, Lamar handcuffs himself to Khloe, saying, "You play silly games with me, so I'm going to play silly games with you." Good one, writers. Plus 10.

Seriously. Last week it's insomnia, now baby talk. Is nothing sacred for Lamar anymore? The guy was sent to the D-league! Give him a break. Minus 40.

The two go to a meeting for their new fragrance still handcuffed. Plus 10.

Khloe babies him during the meeting, then the fight continues. Plus 10.

At home, Lamar is in a less playful mood. "I love that you take control and that you're a take-charge woman, but there's a time and a place for everything," Lamar says, adding, accurately, that she's "overbearing." Khloe apologizes. Aww. Plus 20.

Rob decides to found a sock company, as he loves socks. Ah, America. Plus 30.

DWTS has given Rob confidence to believe he can do anything. Plus 10. Khloe is happy for Rob, but skeptical. "It's just random," she says. True, so Plus 10.

Rob meets with friend Nick Bijan to gain some inspiration. "I tend to not really vocalize my thoughts or ideas," he says. Nick likes his ideas, actually. Plus 10.

"No idea is too small," he says. "I think it's a good idea. I don't think you should worry about what other people think." Good advice from a good pal. Plus 10.

Rob recruits Malika Haqq to help him get his idea off the ground, having her model his socks (and nothing else), so he can put together a lookbook. Plus 20.

Khloé changes her mind about Rob's new endeavor after seeing the photoshoot. She's a sucker for seeing Malika Haqq nude apparently. Who isn't? Plus 20.

EPISODE TOTAL: +30. SEASON TOTAL: -199!

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Wish khloe and lamar d best

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I so love chloe and Lamar,bt chloe d bby tlk ting gatta go its annoying...i actualy thot i was d nly1 who noticed..ova all i tink dy myk a cute couple

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I LOVE THEIR LOVE....in my Wendy Williams voice

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I love Khloe and Lamar.

Khloe Kardashian Biography

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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

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