Kate Gosselin has scarcely been in the news lately. Thank goodness.
Don't worry, though: even with TLC mercifully cancelling Kate Plus 8 last year, the attention-starved mother of eight isn't about to rest on her laurels.
She's blogging like a madman for CouponCabin (dot com) and longing for the morning that someone will call and offer her brood a new reality show.
Don't hold your breath, Kate. But happy 37th birthday babe.
It seems like only yesterday that Kate was burning up our TVs with her weekly emasculation of Jon ... then burning up our site with her marital problems.
Memories. Cheers to you, 2009.
In non-grating-banshee news, it's also Lady Gaga's birthday today! Not to mention Vince Vaughn, Reba McEntire, Julia Stiles and others. Yay, March 28!