Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: Eye of the Hurricane

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In light of the fact that Jionni got Snooki pregnant, and multiple cast members have their own spinoffs coming out, was this the last ever Jersey Shore?

That remains to be seen, but if Thursday night's Season 5 finale turned out to be a swan song, our favorite roving gang of guidos/ettes could do worse.

Between an epic prank war, laughter, tears, bittersweet emotions, hooking up with two lesbians and even a natural disaster, this chapter had it all in Seaside.

Let's recap the season finale of Jersey Shore, THG style!

Here's to the Shore

The Situation gets upset when he sees Pauly D and Vinny's latest prank. Like, for real upset. Like, it "really, really, really" pisses him off, he assures us.

And by that metric, Operation Inside Out was totes a success! Plus 14.

Eventually, Pauly helped Sitch bring all his "ruined" belongings back in the house. Because that's what friends do ... to help others quit whining. Plus 4.

Sitch tells Snook the gossip about Deena's sister. Guy cannot go 15 minutes without gossiping. Minus 10 for being lame, Plus 15 for entertaining fans.

Deena finds a new drink holder. Fake boobs are so utilitarian. Plus 9.

Vinny becomes "friends" with two lesbians at the club, and it seems they're into him too. It's as if he's died and gone to guido heaven. Plus 20.

Vinny and the lesbians get comfy in the smush room. Is it just us or have the last two seasons felt like a softcore porno at times? No points, just curious.
Lesbian Threesome

"This is the moment when heroes are made," says Vinny. "This story's going to be told for generations to come." Maybe, but Plus only 5, because as Ronnie put it, "one of them [the lesbians] looks like Matthew McConaughey."

Later, Vinny relaxes after his first lesbian threesome. Seriously, what is there left to accomplish on reality TV, or in life? Time to retire now. Plus 11.

Deena confronts Situation for spreading rumors. Because that always works. Minus 9.

Oh no, the Tornado Whistle detects a storm a-comin' ... literally in this case! Plus 5.

Sammi tries to comfort Deena during the storm. Hurricane Irene, go home! Minus 24 for evoking all kinds of bad memories for East Coast residents.

Minus 6 more for Deena's big idea to drive away from it.

When the house loses power, Deana goes into a full meltdown while the others calmly go about their business and make fun of her. Plus 10.

Situation's Brother, Deena's Sister

The Situation's brother and Deena's sister meet the gang at the club. Those two are together! Plus 10 for the possibility of Mike and Deena being family.

We never actually find out what this "special talent" is that Dee's sister has in the sack. Although Frank apparently told Mike about it. Standard. Minus 5.

At Sunday dinner, the roommates toast to their last night. Sniff. Plus 8.

The guys go to fly kites. Seriously. How quaint and random. Plus 3.

The girls try to launch water balloons at the boys. Ineptly. Minus 7.

Ronnie prepares to attack, while Pauly comes armed with a Super Soaker. Really, girls, Plus 9 for the fun of it, but no way you were going to win this fight.

JWoww leaves the shore house with Roger. Love those two. Plus 5.

Ready 4 Battle

Vinny's mom is shocked by the state of the house. Did she not watch the first four seasons? It's gotta be different to lay eyes on in person, but Minus 12.

Let's take a moment in honor of Ronnie and Sammi, who just went through a whole season of Jersey Shore without explosive fights! Incredible! Plus 19.

Pauly D and Vinny hug it out. Such an emotional moment. Plus 8.

Snooki says goodbye to the duck phone. Perhaps the second most emotional moment of the evening. Hopefully we'll see you again soon, duck. Plus 4.

"Leaving the shore house is bittersweet, like, you're excited to go home and see your family and friends, but then again, I mean, the party's over. I mean, what am I gonna do with my life now?" - Snooki, who just answered that question. Plus 10.

Or not: "I definitely would love to be in this house fifty years from now. I mean, I can do this forever, like every summer until I'm 90 years old." Minus 10.

EPISODE TOTAL: +86! SEASON TOTAL: +434!

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Pretty good season Finale in my opinion and, as you said, if this is the end of the series it's not a bad way to go out. Did you see that Lyric Culture "Can't Buy Me Love" tee that Sammi was wearing? Love that shirt almost as much as I love the show. I was so excited to see that she was wearing a shirt I own!

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There humans just like everyone else.ya they may hook up with grenades or girls that look like Matthew what ever his last is..lol but that's what you do at the shore ...duh!!you get drunk,make out with land mines,go to jail,fall in love, fall out of love,it's called living a little!so to all you haters go sip on some hateraid and tune in to JERSEY EFFN SHORE!! ps don't hate on vinny "fuggly people"

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Sammie and Ronnie are boyfriend?

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FIRST OF ALL NOT ONLY IS THIS VINNY DEAD ASS HOMILY, HE IS TOTALLY DISGUSTING WITH 2 LESBIANS...YUKKKK WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM...HE IS A TOTAL LOSER, WITH NO CHARACTER AT ALL....IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE HIS MOTHER AND HIS FAMILY SEEM NICE AND NORMAL....GOD, I CAN'T STOMACH HIM.....AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE SITUATION'S BROTHER...OMG...GOD AWFUL DISGUSTINGLY HOMILY....I THOUGHT THE SITCH WAS UGLY....THIS GUY GETS ME ILL JUST TO LOOK AT HIM.....

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This show is entertaining/hilarious and disgraceful/stupid. Could Vinny go any lower..so what you had sex with 2 lesbians. Yikes! The fact that Deena's sister is a squirter. ehhh maybe she can do porn with that, otherwise, who cares.

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I have only one question.. WHY do these guys hook up with the UGLIEST girls/or is this really all they have to choose from!? GAG A MAGOT!!! DUDE GET SOME GLASSES!! GET SOME FOR PAULY TOO :Q

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Shows like this aren't meant to last forever. They make stars out of the ones the people like and the rest fall by the wayside and thats how it should be.

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The talent is she's a squirter.

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i sooo wana kno wat that talent is lol. I dnt think they will cme bk. If there is anotha shore they should have all new ppl. Esp since there will be so many spin offs. They dnt really need anotha shore. It was def good while it lasted tho.