Yes, Bobby Brown really might write a memoir about his life with Whitney Houston and - brace yourselves for this revelation, folks! - a source says the tell-all would pretty much just profit the washed-up artist.
"He's not going to address anything that will cast him in a negative light," an insider tells E! News of Brown's book. "And that's why people, I don't think, will buy the book. They're going to see that it will most likely be completely self-serving."
From leaving Whitney's funeral early, to making odd in-concert statements about himself and his wife, Bobby has been less than respectful since Houston died, many believe.
What great revelations is he going to have in this book, the same E! mole wonders, adding that Brown would just be after a paycheck if he went through with the plan and:
"Don't forget he signed the confidentiality agreement [when he and Whitney divorced]. He may have to get somebody else to write it. A ghostwriter. What am I saying? He's not going to be writing it anyway, of course he'll get somebody else to do it."