Gotta love supermarket tabloids.
For approximately the 384th time, we're being teased with the OFFICIAL confirmation of a Brangelina wedding! It's FINALLY happening, people! Or not really.
How did it come about? After a frosty period following a bitter argument, the tension between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has finally broken, according to OK!
They would know, having manufactured the tension to start with.
The duo is once again planning to marry, the gossip publication says ... before the arrival of their twin boys. Yup, they're fake pregnant AND marrying!
"They simply had an amazing time Oscar weekend," says a supposed, nameless confidant, who adds that "since then, they've been madly in love."
After Angelina's leg-thrusting pose, how can they not be?
"The wedding was totally off: They were having so many arguments, but they've finally managed to bury their differences," explains the confidant, adding:
"Angie is expecting twins this fall, so it is a bit of a time crunch. They decided they'd both like to welcome their twin boys to the world as man and wife."
"This means the wedding has to happen fairly soon. They've both realized how much they want to be together, forever."
So they're getting married soon based on a fake pregnancy. Congratulations!!!!!!