Angelina Jolie Still Pregnant (According to Fake Source)!

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OK! Magazine is still hyping its alleged cover story.

A fake source close to the Oscar-winner reveals AGAIN that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with her seventh child and telling friends she can't wait to be a mom again.

Congratulations on this exciting non-news!

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"She's almost three months along," the source confirms to this great tabloid.

It's not something she wants to officially announce yet (shocking), "but she's at the point where she is telling a select group of people."

None of whom are real, make no mistake. But a very select group.

Adds an insider: Angelina is really savoring every moment. she's having a tough time with morning sickness but says it's all worth it."

"I love being pregnant," Angelina said ... in the past, and in general terms.

"You feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."

We now return to gossip that may have a 1 percent chance of being true.


"Understand folks, back in Britain, in the 1920's
they established special chartered schools for experiments
on the young for 'social engineering'. They found that
by encouraging pre-marital, adolescent, even pre pubertal sex
---they could create generations unable to bond later in life.
-----The EUGENISTS had struck gold!" --And JO LEEE, a full blown member of the deadly sinister
Rockefeller EUGENICS and Globalism CFR ----is 'forwarding
that age-enda. Remember kiddies! --'Sexual LIberation' was engineered,
authorized and promoted --from the TOP down. "Sexual Liberation' is nothing but ---Elimination VIA SEX. "---We see you JO LEE! ---and you're a MONSTER!
------------------A MONSTER!------------------." We have ---SHE IS.

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