Angelina Jolie Still Pregnant (According to Fake Source)!
by Free Britney at .OK! Magazine is still hyping its alleged cover story.
A fake source close to the Oscar-winner reveals AGAIN that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with her seventh child and telling friends she can't wait to be a mom again.
Congratulations on this exciting non-news!
"She's almost three months along," the source confirms to this great tabloid.
It's not something she wants to officially announce yet (shocking), "but she's at the point where she is telling a select group of people."
None of whom are real, make no mistake. But a very select group.
Adds an insider: Angelina is really savoring every moment. she's having a tough time with morning sickness but says it's all worth it."
"I love being pregnant," Angelina said ... in the past, and in general terms.
"You feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
We now return to gossip that may have a 1 percent chance of being true.
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