Gwyneth Paltrow is very happily married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.
She gushes about him in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, which the actress covers, but she also takes time to call out a famous ex-boyfriend. Just not by name, unfortunately.
"I had a boyfriend who used to cheat on me all the time. I was quite naïve. I knew on a cellular level, but I bought his story," she tells the magazine.
Paltrow may have left it at that, but come on. We clearly cannot. Let's ponder the identity of this mystery, immoral man, shall we?
BRAD PITT: Dated Paltrow for three years, was engaged to her for half a year. Reasons behind their split were never divulged, but Gwyneth has publicly expressed love for Brad and taken responsibility for their break-up.
BEN AFFLECK: On and off with Paltrow from 1997-2000, appeared in the awful move Bounce together. Affleck was certainly a serial dater for a long time before settling down with Jennifer Garner, but a serial cheater? We hope not.
LUKE WILSON: Really, he dated the actress for about a year before she met Martin. But she rarely mentions him. Hmmm... we wonder why.
CROWN PRINCE FELIPE OF SPAIN: Dated Paltrow briefly in 2002. Likely felt a sense of royal entitlement.