The Bachelor Recap: Kill Shot!!!

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This season of The Bachelor has been the season of Courtney Robertson, and last night was no exception as the remaining women clamored to stop the Black Widow.

Ben Flajnik admitted that he's looking someone "a little bit weird," but we're not sure Courtney qualifies. Ashley Hebert is a little bit weird, in the best possible way.

Courtney? Mmmyeah not so much, unless ABC is doing the mother of all editing jobs to sabotage her ALL SEASON. She's so unpopular, she's all people talk about!

She's skinny-dipped and modeled and pursed her lips into Ben's heart, though, and with hometown dates looming, the women formed a united front to stop her.

Did they? Who made the final four? Were The Bachelor spoilers right all along, or did Ben pull a surprise and oust Court? Here's THG's official +/- Bachelor recap:

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You know things are bad when Kacie B., probably the sweetest thing ever, is calling you out. Or when the story editors are feeding her lines. Minus 9.

“It took every freakin’ fiber of my being to not spring across the room and punch her in the face,” she said. Yikes, girl, take it down a notch. Minus 11.

Still, we feel ya. Plus 20.

Courtney did show a bit of vulnerability when she questioned if things were going well enough for her to want to introduce Ben to her family. Plus 7.

"Snap, girls. Show's over, you can pack your bags... kill shot!" - Courtney, after her temple-climbing one-on-one date with Ben in Belize. Minus 29.

"I don't want to get cocky though," she added. No, of course not. Minus 11.

Kacie B. wins the 3-on-1 date and Lindzi Cox, while getting comparably little screen time, always makes the most of what she has. See Ben? There are still other women on the show who seem like decent fits for you. Wake up! Plus 34.
Ben and Kacie B

Ben told her he definitely wanted to meet her family, which is no surprise given that he's totally whipped by her already. Still, spoiler alert? Minus 9.

Nevertheless, he's apparently not so whipped that he didn't pry about what's going on between her and the other women. Here we go ... Plus 5.

She says she tried "100 percent" to get to know them before they passed judgment on her. If that's true, we'd hate to see 30 percent. Minus 6.

Courtney: "I'm so bored by them. They're so vanilla and they're very into themselves. It's kind of exhausting when you don't really enjoy someone's company and you have to sit there and live with them every day." Funny, that's exactly how we feel and we only have to spend two hours a week with you, sweetie. Plus 20.

Ben asked Courtney if she had a big group of girlfriends. Response: "I have a lot of guy friends." Translation: women despise me. Plus 30.

"I'm just not impressed by these women, or girls. I don't even think they're women!" Great idea, mocking all the other women he likes. Minus 35.

"Do you know what my job is like?! I'm the talent. I have to make everyone happy," she says. Modeling! Side note: Plus 25 for this amazing video:

"We want you to be cautious about Courtney," Nicki Sterling offered, with Kacie and Rachel in town, "Just tread lightly." Too late. Minus 10.

Ben pulled Courtney aside just to make sure, he told her, that she really was on this show for him. LOL. Of course, she said yes. Minus 50.

Chris Harrison earns his paycheck by appearing and informing the women there would be no cocktail party. Ben's mind is made up, apparently.

Rachel and Emily O'Brien get the boot. Bad choice, obviously, as they seemed comparably great compared to the Black Widow. Minus 40.

Who doesn't love a rapping endiologist?! We do. Plus 15.

Courtney snottily waved at the departing Emily and mutters, "See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya," under her breath. She is in third grade. Minus 20.

EPISODE TOTAL: -74! SEASON TOTAL: -48!

Eliminations: Rachel Trueheart, Emily O'Brien.

Courtney Robertson: Your thoughts?

 

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Hate to say it, but if Courtney wasn't on, would we be looking at this season's Bachelor? She is certifiably crazy but he is dull as dish water. Who would be looking at the show if we didn't turn in to see how evil Crazy Courtney could be. The other girls are "nice". Unfortunately, that could be a problem as Ben is "dull". So the show with boring Ben and nice girls wouldn't have captivated the attention of a large audience. Yeah, Courtney is evil, bitchy, crazy, malicious, manipulative, nutty.....but she sure is very, very interesting!

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Ben is a real hottie, and after the Bachlorette last season I think he really got hurt. I think so because the lose nut, whatever her stupid name was (it should have been "Stupid") flipped over each and every guy that walked in and that first guy told her to her face
she did NOTHING for him. She acted sincere w/Ben and he WAS being sincere. Now he's playing the game a little differently---Hurray for him. J.P. seemed nice but too nice for "Stupid." Ben's right, you can't be friends after someone knifes you after being deceiveful. Ben doesn't another deceit---just like Courtney. She has a very high inflated opinion of herself. He deserves better--much much better. Wish I was younger! Courtney is plain UGLY...& acting as well.

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hopefully,he would pick the right one...but i vote if he will pick nicki.

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Looks like the spoilers might be right, how sad. Ben could be a good husband to the right person, but you know what they say, a good woman is behind every good man, but what about having a wicked, evil bitch behind you. He says, "what if I really like this person, and nobody else does?" .. something to that effect, get used to it, your're going to lose friends and respect with her at your side. It won't last thats for sure. Kasie is a doll but I really like Nicki, it would be nice to see her come through somehow.

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Courtney is a BITCH, buck teeth, thick stumps for legs, ugly wardrobe, stringy hair, REAL model material......get over your ugly self! Wake up and drink the salt water Ben this chick SUCKS! Oh but that's why she's still on the show isn't it???

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Courtney scares me; she has the look of a dog, right before it bites. Her many twisted faces and snide remarks resemble a psychopath; a true deranged person. How could anyone think she is attractive? Cruella deVille was more attractive than her!

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The Bachelor is a guilty pleasure and I watch every season. This is probably the worst bachelor in the show's history. The best way I can describe him is D O U C H E - Y. I think I dislike him more than I disliked Jake during the Vienna drama. If the spoilers are right and Ben picks Courtney, he really is the dumb ass I expect to him and that Kacie B. will probably be the next Bachelorette... Courtney, you are a gorgeous girl that gets uglier and uglier with every episode. How sad for you.

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i dont like ben he is a loser...........what the hell he picked courtney she is selfish and ugly she dont deserve him he need to pick kacie b she was right for him........... u are a loser......... already u are stupid.............. just dummmm............

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Kacie is the one! I felt that from the beginning. Lindze is great too! Courtney a big ZERO!

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I think Ben will pick Courtney and you know what? They deserve each other. But I can't imagine them being married to each other.

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