Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Recap: Rehab, Cheating, Divorce and Heartbreak

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Teen Mom 2 closed out its second season with a bang last night.

Someone cheated, someone broke up their relationship (and household) for good, while someone came back from rehab and someone got back together with their ex.

If you saw last week, and the week before that, you pretty much know who we're referring to in each case, but that didn't make it any less surprising to watch.

Let's get to it and break down the antics of Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska and Kailyn Lowry our Teen Mom 2 season finale recap, THG +/- style!

Teen Mom 2 After Show

Jenelle Evans heads off to rehab in Malibu, California. Plus 19.

That place must be really affordable. It's apparently run by hunks, once of which picks up Jenelle to take her to the facility. She remarks that she's never "been so upset, anxious, depressed" in her life. Debbie Downer much? Minus 10.

We kid. She's clearly there for a reason. Asked why she came, Jenelle explains that "Weed is not really a problem for me. The only problem with it is I'm not allowed to smoke."

Plus 15 for such an obvious, moronically defiant stoner comment.

She takes a drug test that turns up positive for THC. Minus 20.

A psychologist learns that Jenelle's brother (who we know even less about than her baby daddy) has bipolar schizophrenia. The doctor feels Jenelle may be bipolar as well, and he treats her with anxiety meds. She's surprisingly receptive. Plus 24.

Asked how she'd describe herself, she says "impulsive, smart and angry." Asked what she wants to be, she says: "happy, more caring and affectionate." Plus 13.

After two weeks, she's allowed to use her computer and cell phone, and Kieffer immediately guilt tips her. Mercifully, Jenelle's completely immune. Plus 17.

"Why don't you let me focus on myself while I'm here?" she asks. "I'm gonna move on," Kieffer replies. Hopefully he meant move on off a cliff. Plus 27.

Face Tahm with Bahhbrahh!!! Plus 19.

Their reunion is almost touching. We know Jenelle Evans has had more issues since this episode, but she really seems like she's trying. A little. Right? Minus 10.

Jenelle Evans Mug Shot 2012
Jenelle Evans Mugshot 2012

Kailyn Lowry can't stop thinking about Jo, with whom "Things went further than they should have." At least she doesn't totally kiss/boink and tell. Plus 8.

Jo has no such filter, telling his bro: "We got Isaac to sleep ... and we ended up having sex in the shower." Plus 12, because he is an aspiring rapper and all.

Kailyn sort of confesses to Jordan: "I just started to have feelings for Jo again. It makes life so much harder. Why do I put myself in these positions."

You mean the position where you were bent over in the shower? Minus 19.

Minus 28 more for turning around the argument on Jordan, saying he can't understand the bond a mother has with her child's father. Girl, please.

His final words: "I hope you can live with yourself." Ouch. Plus 17.

When she confronts Jo, he bluntly says, "I'm not sitting here, trying to settle down. I'm just living my life. This is bad timing." Ouch again, Kails.

Now, the tears she did not shed for Jordan come on hard. Minus 13.

Chelsea Houska is focused on her GED, but decides she needs a break, which entails going to a car show her awful ex will probably be at! Yay? Minus 9.

Naturally, Adam is in fact there. "How long is it going to take before I can see him and not get sad?" Chelsea asked her mom. Here we go ... Minus 7.

Chelsea passes her GED flying colors! "Did you bomb?" Randy asks. LOL. Plus 20.

When Adam shows up to to hold Aubree, she panics and cries. Figures. Plus 12.

He asks Chelsea if she'd like to take a drive, and it's pretty obvious she will walk over broken glass if this loser shows a hint of interest, which is sad. Minus 39.

Later, she rides off into the sunset on the back of his black motorcycle. Neither her head nor her heart is safe at this point, and it's disappointing. Minus 11.

Leah Messer Dumped?
Teen Mom Split!
Leah's Double Life
Jenelle and Leah: Moms at Risk

Leah Messer and Corey Simms are splitting up. This was obvious when he came across the section of the paper that lists everyone who filed. Minus 20.

That's located next to the Gun Permits column. Plus 12.

He's shocked, or at least feigning it for the cameras, that Leah went through with this. He takes off his ring slowly, despondently for effect. Plus 18.

As Leah and her mom discuss Leah's future, her mom decides it's a good time to take out the wedding photos that finally came in the mail! Uhh, Minus 7.

When Leah Messer heads to the lawyer's office to drop Aleeah and Ali off with Corey, she loses it. The first night of loneliness is more than she can take.

"This is a marriage that's led to a divorce," she says. DEEP. Minus 10.

There's nothing positive about their home being physically wrecked, or at least divided up and moved out. They both cry a lot. It's depressing. Minus 25.



We all make mistakes some of us learn and some dont..... Kailyn I understand her situation with Joe I am sure she will learn from it. Jenelle well I think she isnt ready to give up her pot... Chelsea well she is on the merry go round with adam and she isnt ready to get off or jump off. Adam knows that why do you think he goes back and fourth with her, no love there on his part...Leah well is this the second time she did this to Corey? She knew what she was doing. Lousy excuse she Corey cuz they were fighting. She didnt learn the first time....


Chesla my dear I am at least 40 years your senior and right now life is starting for you leave Adam alone he calls you names and you smile like a silly child when you see him, when he breaks up with, wake girl you are too beautiful to be so silly headed.
Not much to say on the other girls they are so entertaining to me. Jacqueline Battle


Anyone catch Kail's bottles of Parrot Bay alcohol in the background of her kitchen?? Isn't she only 19?


Jenelle is suffering from bipolar disorder; She can't stand for her mother to say anything to her about her behavior. Her son has a grandmother but his mother is never there for him. Jenelle says that she is hooked on weed, but I think she does any drug offered to her. Her boyfriend was on drugs and alcohol, and so was she 'birds of a feather flock together'. Jenelle's mom is an enabler, she is afraid to expect anything from Jenelle; her mom's expectations are very low.Her mom let's Jenelle curse her out and push her around. That behavior has been going on for over 12 or 14 years, so mom is at fault for not seeking help.


Kailyn changes her mind about things every week; one minute she wants a new boyfriend Jordan, she wants to live with her mom, she wants to work, she wants to go to school, she wants her own apartment, she wants Jo back, she doesn't want boyfriend Jordan after all.Kailyn has abandonment issues, so far she has abandoned everyone accept her son Issac. Steer clear of her Jo because her child will be next; that girl has mental health issues.


Wow! look they all turned into blondes, maybe because they are all dumb.Chelsea's baby daddy always calls her a dumb b@#*h, and her reactions are so delayed. She is so silly and dumb because she never listens to none of friends or her parents advice she continues a relationship with a person that is constantly putting her down and calling her names. Leah is confused and she attibutes sex as love so she sleeps around on her husband. Her husband Cory heard it through the grapevine that Leah his wife slept with this other guy a week before she married him. Leah needs to leave that hick town and take her skills on the road.


Anyone else pick up on the fact that jenelle said she's smoked pot every day for the past six years and now she can't? So she was what? 13 or 14? And does that mean she smoked the entire time she was pregnant with Jace? Just curious.


Man those teenagers are out of control , I got pregnant 15 gave birth at 16 now I'm 18 , I never used drugs or sleeping aroundor rush into marriage and thank god I'm not like them. They still acting like a children just fkn grow up and take care of your kids , nothing but they are nothing but spoiled brats


this show should be taken off the air and the women should buy some self esteem.time after time they are letting these low lifes back into their kids lives.this is sadness at it best


Sherrie: it's "what GOES around COMES around.". You sound like an idiot.

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