Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska reunited last night in part two of the MTV reality show's time-honored "checkup" with Dr. Drew Pinsky.
Last week, in part one of the reunion, Kailyn and Jenelle were in the hot seat. This time it was Leah and Chelsea on the receiving end of Dr. D's burning questions.
What did we find out? Not a lot, but here's our recap!
Minus 20 right off the bat because so much has changed in the girls' lives since this show was taped last summer that this feels like watching some other season.
The real reasons for the end of Leah and Corey's marriage: Lack of intimacy. Infidelity. The constant battle with their girls' health problems. Beef hot dogs. Plus 30.
Seriously. This came up. You knew Corey had checked out of the marriage when he came home with beef hot dogs, not "pork and chicken." The horror. Minus 5.
Speaking of pork(ing), Leah cheated with her ex-boyfriend a week before her wedding to Corey, AND at her Bachelorette party with the same dude! Minus 40.
Drew finally persuaded Corey to go to therapy with Leah, and they made such AMAZING progress ... not! She's engaged to some other guy! Timing fail. Minus 10.
Speaking of which, be advised, Jeremy Calvert. Just be advised. Minus 5.
Dr. Drew is crushing hardcore on Adam Lind for some reason. Plus 15.
"He's actually changed," Pinsky said of the abusive a-hole texter who once referred to Aubree as a "mistake." Really? Have you watched Season 2? Minus 20.
Drew encourages them to profess their love on TV. Uhhh, Minus 5.
This is even more pointless because Chelsea is now reportedly involved in a made for MTV romance with a Caged MMA fighter, but Plus 25 since he's not Adam.
Did Chelsea get her GED? Will she and Adam continue this unhealthy pattern and end up in bed again? Who knows! Bring on Teen Mom 2 Season 3! Plus 5.
EPISODE TOTAL: -25! SEASON TOTAL: +33!