It was girls gone WILD night on Teen Mom 2 apparently.
Leah Messer admitted cheating on Corey Simms, again, while Kailyn Lowry, easily the most pulled-together of the bunch, did a little messing around on her own.
As we saw last week, and the week before that, Leah and Corey's relationship has been coming apart at the seams. Kailyn and Jordan, though, seemed solid.
To find out what went down Tuesday night with these two, as well as Jenelle and Chelsea, let's get down to business in our Teen Mom 2 recap, THG +/- style!
Leah Messer and Corey Simms have been on the rocks, and we know they're already divorced in real life, which is now about a year removed from these episodes.
Still, Leah's tearful confession that she hooked up with Robbie - her first love, who you may remember from 16 & Pregnant - was a bit of a shocker. Minus 11.
"I just don't know if I can get past cheating this time," Corey said, subtitled of course. "The past three years I've been hurt more than in my whole life." Which is like 19 years, but still, we get the point. Not cool Leah. Minus 19.
Her face streaked by tears, mascara and eye shadow, Leah says, "You deserve someone that's gonna appreciate everything you do." Aww, the time-honored it's-not-you-it's me defense ... after she slept with Robbie. Minus 20.
"That's why it's so hard, because I want it to be you," Corey cried. "But you won't do it." Blam. He's no prize himself, but hard not to feel for the guy here. Plus 10.
Corey's dad, Jeff, is not surprised when his son breaks the bad news. "I can only guess who," he says, and supports his son decision to get a divorce. Plus 5.
"You put up with a lot to keep your family together. Every time she goes down the road to go tanning or whatever, you're always in the back of your mind gonna wonder ... if she's going to meet somebody else." - Jeff. Sage words. Plus 10.
Corey texts Leah to let her know he's hired a lawyer. Worried about custody, Leah decides to consult her own and files first. And so it ends. Minus 65.
Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera had been doing a surprisingly good job at co-parenting despite their differences. Plus 15, for always putting Isaac first.
Since on weekends he's off "doing his thing" (fostering his music career), Jo requests a midweek custody visit with Isaac ... at Kailyn's house. Uh-oh.
Jordan's sweetly akward bro-hug with Jo last week couldn't stop him from getting a "bad feeling about the weekday visits," and for good reason. Plus 10.
Kailyn accidentally (or not accidentally) said "love you" in mid-goodbye kiss to Jo. That is what we call a Freudian slip ... or something. Either way, Minus 15.
Jo reassured Kailyn that he's dropping his child support appeal. Plus 50.
In weekday custody visit #2, Isaac's mom and dad went to the bedroom and shut the door on the cameras. Uhh. Plus 30 for not seeing that one coming.
Poor Jordan, he's such a good-seeming guy too. Minus 15.
At least we know that Kailyn's IUD is firmly up in there. Plus 10.
Chelsea Houska is now the Teen Mom 2 role model, apparently! She's doing so well at Year Round Brown, and we don't just mean that she's brown.
But she is. In South Dakota. It's a little ridiculous. Minus 5.
Adam accuses his ex of being a "f--king child" and telling her to "f--king grow up already, but Adam sucks, and Chelsea's matured a lot, so Plus 30.
Just don't fail the GED exam, okay? You know it can happen. Minus 5.
"I never thought I'd get checks from you," said Randy, dad and landlord, after getting his first check from his daughter, who's pulling it together. Plus 10.
Think she has personal checks in leopard print? Plus 5.
Chelsea wants to give Aubree "something for her to look up to" and she's doing a heck of a job ... at least until next week's finale. Adam swooning returns. Minus 20.
Jenelle Evans acknowledges that jail may be worse than smoking pot, dating Kieffer Delp and fighting her friends. Self-awareness is the first step. Plus 10.
After the obligatory screaming of profanities at each other over Jace, Jenelle and Barbara share a tender moment about rehab. Aww. You guys. Plus 5.
"I just want you to get better. I know it's very much a struggle, so let's get you somewhere and get you some help," Barbara says, comforting her troubled daughter as she makes arrangements to head to rehab in California. Plus 5.
Minus 15 for all Jenelle's legal issues SINCE then, but still, a nice sentiment.
"I'll miss you," Barbara says. "I won't miss the drama - but get better." Oh, Babs. Plus 20.
Obligatory Minus 30 for Jenelle never seeming to care about Jace much. Sad.
EPISODE TOTAL: +15! SEASON TOTAL: +43!