Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Evans Can't Smoke Weed For a Year! A Year!

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Life sure is a constant battle for Jenelle Evans these days.

After a drumstick beating of her roommate last week on Teen Mom 2, this week marked a turning point in her infamous breaking and entering and drug case.

She escaped with probation, which was good news, right? Yes and no. When you smoke weed every day (RIP Nate Dogg), probation is like a death sentence.

To find out what pissed Jenelle off (what doesn't) this week, and much more, let's get down to business in this week's Teen Mom 2 recap, THG's +/- style!

Jenelle Cries

Jenelle Evans' meltdowns really are becoming a weekly occurrence. This week's is a bit more understandable, given the stress of going to court and all.

Jenelle was sentenced to supervised probation, while boyfriend Kieffer Delp's own case was basically dismissed. Minus 17, because that spells trouble.

"Kieffer gets nothing," she yells. "It's no f--king fair I get put on probation ... I have to sit here and quit smoking pot for, like, a whole year!" BRUTAL! Plus 9.

Moreover, "And not get in trouble, or anything, or be around alcohol, or nothing!" Yes, Jenelle, that is how probation works. It's in lieu of jail. Minus 13.

Plus 6 for wearing a Victoria's Secret t-shirt and sweats to court though.

Kieffer tries not to gloat, but Jenelle screams, "You can go home and smoke a blunt right now!" Plus 15 because this is actually, like, a huge deal to Jenelle.

"I swear to God," he says, "if you can't smoke pot, I will not smoke pot." Plus 4 for the sweet thought, but that is just a complete lie, so Minus 10.

"I get so anxiety ridden and I have to smoke! I'd be smoking right now," Jenelle screams at her hoodie-wearing love, cigarette in hand! "but I can't! I can't go home and just chill and smoke. I can't do that no more." Minus 18.

If weed is so important, and not taking care of her son, honestly, Jenelly needs to take a long hard look at her life. We know she's got issues but come on.

The Teen Mom 2 Stars

Kailyn Lowry almost made it two Teen Mom 2 stars in court this week but Jo's child support appeal has been postponed. Hopefully for the best. Maybe.

Jo, completely unprompted by MTV producer of course, asks to meet Kailyn's boyfriend, Jordan, so they schedule a showdown. Dun-dun-dun! Plus 5.

Kailyn says dryly that "it's bound to happen" that Jo has groupies. LOL. Plus 6.

Jordan's anxious, to be sure, but after some heavy grilling by Jo, the new BF in Kailyn's life earns his approval and there is even a man-hug. Plus 18.

"You don't do crack, right?" - Jo. Crack?! Plus 22.

Plus 10 more for Kailyn working so hard for Isaac. It's almost taken for granted these days, but it shouldn't be. Girl busts her behind, every day.

Chelsea Houska is loving life at the tanning salon job, saying, "I was even able to buy a new car with my dad's help." More like with MTV's. Minus 11.

Plus 6 for this episode's general, happier Adam-free vibe, though.

She signs up for a March of Dimes fundraising walk for premature babies, and raises more than $700 - including $100 from her employer. Plus 19.

The walk takes place in a mall. We would make fun of that, but have you seen the snow drifts in South Dakota? Plus 3 for even leaving the house.

Plus 5 for the name Year Round Brown. Never gets old.

Plus 15 more for Aubree's cute little face! Aww.

  • Teen Mom Split!
  • Corey Simms and Leah Messer

Leah Messer learns that her parents have found her a trailer home. She agonizes over the decision to move and wonders whether Corey loves her enough to go along with it. When you have to ponder that, it's nevr a good sign.

Leah's stepdad says a man's wants come last in a relationship. Noble idea, but sadly not a lot of them see it that way. Her husband clearly doesn't.

Although he's given up arguing for a new truck, he still opposes a new home purchase apparently. Their other one is really nice. Oh wait. Minus 20.

"The truck thing is over," he says. Their marriage is next. Minus 50.

EPISODE TOTAL: +9 SEASON TOTAL: +28!

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Jenelle should've been thrown UNDER the jail, Not given probation. I guess smoking weed is better than getting her head out her !@# and trying to become a parent to her child. Chelsea... same !@#$, different day. So sick of this idiot girl and wishing Adam will change when the answer is staring her right in her face. The boy is an ass-hole. I hope she realizes that she's teaching her daughter to be a door mat just like her.

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Im sorry 'j' but quit is spelled just like that, not quite. i wouldn't have called you out but you were pretty harsh on Jessica. peace out

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Throw this ding bat broad Jessica in there with her for not knowing how to spell through...... Threw what are you a retard quite watching teen mom and get a job whore

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That bitch needs straight time not probation. Then again I believe 85% of that Shitty show is scripted any way.

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hey my name is jessica i been in so much stuff with my boyfriend i know wwhat jenelles going threw i been threw the same stuff shes has i love watching teenmom i watch that every day when its on tv jenelle dont worrie when i see you cry i wanna cry along with you

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