Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Evans Can't Smoke Weed For a Year! A Year!

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Life sure is a constant battle for Jenelle Evans these days.

After a drumstick beating of her roommate last week on Teen Mom 2, this week marked a turning point in her infamous breaking and entering and drug case.

She escaped with probation, which was good news, right? Yes and no. When you smoke weed every day (RIP Nate Dogg), probation is like a death sentence.

To find out what pissed Jenelle off (what doesn't) this week, and much more, let's get down to business in this week's Teen Mom 2 recap, THG's +/- style!

Jenelle Cries

Jenelle Evans' meltdowns really are becoming a weekly occurrence. This week's is a bit more understandable, given the stress of going to court and all.

Jenelle was sentenced to supervised probation, while boyfriend Kieffer Delp's own case was basically dismissed. Minus 17, because that spells trouble.

"Kieffer gets nothing," she yells. "It's no f--king fair I get put on probation ... I have to sit here and quit smoking pot for, like, a whole year!" BRUTAL! Plus 9.

Moreover, "And not get in trouble, or anything, or be around alcohol, or nothing!" Yes, Jenelle, that is how probation works. It's in lieu of jail. Minus 13.

Plus 6 for wearing a Victoria's Secret t-shirt and sweats to court though.

Kieffer tries not to gloat, but Jenelle screams, "You can go home and smoke a blunt right now!" Plus 15 because this is actually, like, a huge deal to Jenelle.

"I swear to God," he says, "if you can't smoke pot, I will not smoke pot." Plus 4 for the sweet thought, but that is just a complete lie, so Minus 10.

"I get so anxiety ridden and I have to smoke! I'd be smoking right now," Jenelle screams at her hoodie-wearing love, cigarette in hand! "but I can't! I can't go home and just chill and smoke. I can't do that no more." Minus 18.

If weed is so important, and not taking care of her son, honestly, Jenelly needs to take a long hard look at her life. We know she's got issues but come on.

The Teen Mom 2 Stars

Kailyn Lowry almost made it two Teen Mom 2 stars in court this week but Jo's child support appeal has been postponed. Hopefully for the best. Maybe.

Jo, completely unprompted by MTV producer of course, asks to meet Kailyn's boyfriend, Jordan, so they schedule a showdown. Dun-dun-dun! Plus 5.

Kailyn says dryly that "it's bound to happen" that Jo has groupies. LOL. Plus 6.

Jordan's anxious, to be sure, but after some heavy grilling by Jo, the new BF in Kailyn's life earns his approval and there is even a man-hug. Plus 18.

"You don't do crack, right?" - Jo. Crack?! Plus 22.

Plus 10 more for Kailyn working so hard for Isaac. It's almost taken for granted these days, but it shouldn't be. Girl busts her behind, every day.

Chelsea Houska is loving life at the tanning salon job, saying, "I was even able to buy a new car with my dad's help." More like with MTV's. Minus 11.

Plus 6 for this episode's general, happier Adam-free vibe, though.

She signs up for a March of Dimes fundraising walk for premature babies, and raises more than $700 - including $100 from her employer. Plus 19.

The walk takes place in a mall. We would make fun of that, but have you seen the snow drifts in South Dakota? Plus 3 for even leaving the house.

Plus 5 for the name Year Round Brown. Never gets old.

Plus 15 more for Aubree's cute little face! Aww.

Teen Mom Split!
Corey Simms and Leah Messer

Leah Messer learns that her parents have found her a trailer home. She agonizes over the decision to move and wonders whether Corey loves her enough to go along with it. When you have to ponder that, it's nevr a good sign.

Leah's stepdad says a man's wants come last in a relationship. Noble idea, but sadly not a lot of them see it that way. Her husband clearly doesn't.

Although he's given up arguing for a new truck, he still opposes a new home purchase apparently. Their other one is really nice. Oh wait. Minus 20.

"The truck thing is over," he says. Their marriage is next. Minus 50.

EPISODE TOTAL: +9 SEASON TOTAL: +28!

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at d end of d day, its her f life. let jenelle be.

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@ Yasdnil, she's been in need of help. Who knows why she is the way she is. But I see the one that she disrespects the most is the same one she is running to when shit goes sour;her mother!!! She tries to help her and offer up ideas to help her better her situations,but all she cares about is keiffer's bummy ass. So I dont feel sorry for her. She puts everything before her son and disrespectful as hell towards her Mom. Two things that really irritate the fuck out of me.

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@ Dont need to know...if you dont like what you read,then keep it moving. Because we are all entitled to our opinion. You dont know her either. But we know what we see. And what we see is a pathetic ass excuse for a Mom.

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Damn auto correct on my phone I meant anal sex, and cunt janelles mom

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Don't need to know n yasdnil or whatever the Hell your name is you are bother retarded bitches, I hope that your parents have witnessed your sympathy for these sluts and pay to have your twats sewn shut and teach u anal sec or else they will b stuck raising your bastard non future having criminals just like that Cynthia janelles mom

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Vile comments posted to Jenelle are unhelpful and bullying. She needs understanding, help and support, not probation. There is a reason she behaves in this way and mixes with the wrong types and that needs to be looked at. Thank god I haven't had her life. It must be hell.

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All of y'all need to shut the eff up you don't know jenelle so get out of her life

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Are you serious Jenelle? Crying b/c you can't smoke anymore? OMG, you are pathetic. One would have thought you lost your son. Oh wait, mom has custody. Never saw you break down like that over him. That would be too much like right. And we all know you steer clear of right. Its women who can't have kids,but then there is the sorry excuses for parents like you who are blessed to have a child. A healthy child @ that!!! It's a shame being on the show with Leah and her daughter's issues doesn't make you appreciate your healthy ass child that much more. And FYI, your son sees what is going on and how you ditch him. I couldn't help but notice how he didn't want to come to you when u reached out for a hug. #dumb broad

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Jenelle u white trash HO its a matter of time be4 u are in jail & be some ones BITCH HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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This chick Jenelle is a joke. Put the weed down and get a life. She is such a loser and cries every episode about stuff that means nothing in her life. Try being a mom for your kid instead of a beat up drug addict.