Sinead O'Connor says she's eager to do some crazy $h!t she didn't have a chance to do when she was younger. Like, for example, pose nude for Playboy.
Ummyeah. No thanks?
"There's so much I wouldn't (sic) liked to do when I was younger and I was too miserable and Irish," she tells the Word magazine, which apparently exists.
"A Playboy shoot is on my bucket list," she adds. "And I like the idea of doing some interview in weird sex gear, talking about something really serious."
"Like the economy! You can still talk about serious issues while you're b**lock ass naked, down on all fours, in your dog collar!"
No word on whether Hugh Hefner is considering this enticing offer.