The last man off the bench just a few weeks ago, New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin is lighting up NBA opponents and causing Linsanity in the sports world.
Battling lawsuits, probation restrictions, stalkers and clothing 24/7, Lindsay Lohan creates a different kind of Lindsanity every time she leaves the house.
From New York to Los Angeles, how do these gripping phenomena stack up against each other? Let's find out in a THG Tale of the Tape showdown!
1. NEW YORK POST COVER HEADLINE
2. EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND
Lindsay: Lynwood Correctional Facility for Women
3. 2011 EARNINGS
4. MOST OFTEN SEEN ...
Lin: On the court
Lindsay: In the courtroom
5. CAN'T GO ...
Lin: To his left
Lindsay: Anywhere without an ankle monitor
6. TROUBLING SIBLING FUN FACT
Lin: Brother plays for Division III Hamilton College
Lindsay: Sister weighs approximately 80 pounds
7. SELLS OUT ...
Lin: Madison Square Garden
Lindsay: Newsstands with nude Playboy pics
8. OFTEN COMPARED TO ...
Lin: Tim Tebow
Lindsay: Marilyn Monroe
9. BEST KNOWN FOR NAILING ...
Lin: Clutch jumpers
Lindsay: Samantha Ronson
10. TAKES BALLS ...
Lin: To the hole!
VERDICT: Sorry Lindsay. The Knicks' baller continues his torrid streak, notching a 5-3 win. Lohan's career comeback is progressing, but Jeremy's just on fire right now.