Linsanity vs. Lindsanity: THG Tale of the Tape!

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The last man off the bench just a few weeks ago, New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin is lighting up NBA opponents and causing Linsanity in the sports world.

Battling lawsuits, probation restrictions, stalkers and clothing 24/7, Lindsay Lohan creates a different kind of Lindsanity every time she leaves the house.

From New York to Los Angeles, how do these gripping phenomena stack up against each other? Let's find out in a THG Tale of the Tape showdown!

Jeremy Lin: Amasian!!
Smashed

1. NEW YORK POST COVER HEADLINE

Lin: AMASIAN!
Lindsay: SMASHED
Edge: Lin

2. EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND

Lin: Harvard
Lindsay: Lynwood Correctional Facility for Women
Edge: Lin

3. 2011 EARNINGS

Lin: $473,604
Lindsay: $1,000,000+
Edge: Lindsay

4. MOST OFTEN SEEN ...

Lin: On the court
Lindsay: In the courtroom
Edge: Lin

Linds-Lin

5. CAN'T GO ...

Lin: To his left
Lindsay: Anywhere without an ankle monitor
Edge: Lindsay

6. TROUBLING SIBLING FUN FACT

Lin: Brother plays for Division III Hamilton College
Lindsay: Sister weighs approximately 80 pounds
Edge: Lin

7. SELLS OUT ...

Lin: Madison Square Garden
Lindsay: Newsstands with nude Playboy pics
Edge: Even

8. OFTEN COMPARED TO ...

Lin: Tim Tebow
Lindsay: Marilyn Monroe
Edge: Lindsay

9. BEST KNOWN FOR NAILING ...

Lin: Clutch jumpers
Lindsay: Samantha Ronson
Edge: Lin

10. TAKES BALLS ...

Lin: To the hole!
Lindsay: Ditto!
Edge: Even

VERDICT: Sorry Lindsay. The Knicks' baller continues his torrid streak, notching a 5-3 win. Lohan's career comeback is progressing, but Jeremy's just on fire right now.

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Jeremy's my cousin and I can't believe the success he's having. He's Amasian!