Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: The Fake Wedding is OFF!

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After more than six years and six children together, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had FINALLY decided to get married - at least according to OK! magazine.

But then a fake disaster struck and torpedoed the fake wedding! Rough!

The hilarious impetus behind calling off the nuptials, according to OK!'s cover story this week? Maddox coming across an article about Jennifer Aniston!

Curious, the couple's eldest son, 10, asked his dad who she was - and Brad told him. That sent Angelina through the roof when she happened to walk in.


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Wedding: OFF!

Says the non-existent, well-informed source:

"Brad didn't realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to"

"But that's when Angelina walked in. She lost it."

"Brad thought he had taken all necessary precautions and never suspected the kids would learn about his past by coming across a story about Jennifer."

The actress, 36, was livid with her partner, 48, for myriad reasons. No more posing with one leg hanging out - that thing is halfway up his ass about now.


I find it hard to believe that Brad never discussed his exwife with his older children. That seems wrong. They will growup and read about it one day. How will that make them feel?


Do you think for one minute ANYONE knows what their conversations are like at home? I give the two credit for having survived a few years relationship at all in Holly-JollyWood


No surprise that the wedding is called off. The both of them are a farce! If she has so much compassion for orphaned children, why doesn't she adopt kids in her own country! Where is her loyalty?
I agree with Anna, she keeps getting more and more kids so that Brad would have a hard time leaving! Well Brad, you got just what you deserved! You went from being married to a "lady" to marrying a "tramp", what did you expect?


Keep having kids Brad Are you not smart enough to know Angie keeps having kids so it makes it harder for you to leave. I really thought you were smarter than this, But it is to late now she has you right where she wants you. You should have stayed with Jen, at least she has a brain and feelings for other people. I just hope she gets married and has a woderful life.


Who the hell cares???????


This article to surely win a Pulitzer!!


Who really cares no 1 cared angelina is spoiled brad doesn't know what he wants who really cares


Cheap tabloid !!!


Better hurry Brad or you'll end up at the altar with only "half" a bride! You realize you're hooked up with the "Incredible Shrinking Woman"! What does she wear now? A size 00?!?

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