Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: The Fake Wedding is OFF!
by Free Britney at .After more than six years and six children together, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had FINALLY decided to get married - at least according to OK! magazine.
But then a fake disaster struck and torpedoed the fake wedding! Rough!
The hilarious impetus behind calling off the nuptials, according to OK!'s cover story this week? Maddox coming across an article about Jennifer Aniston!
Curious, the couple's eldest son, 10, asked his dad who she was - and Brad told him. That sent Angelina through the roof when she happened to walk in.
Dun-dun-DUN!!!!!!
Says the non-existent, well-informed source:
"Brad didn't realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to"
"But that's when Angelina walked in. She lost it."
"Brad thought he had taken all necessary precautions and never suspected the kids would learn about his past by coming across a story about Jennifer."
The actress, 36, was livid with her partner, 48, for myriad reasons. No more posing with one leg hanging out - that thing is halfway up his ass about now.
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Comments (18 Total)
-----RED ALERT------ Jolie's been X---posed as a front for the capstone Globalist EUGENICS agenda. 'KONY 2012' ---is a Rockefeller-Gates funded FRAUD. CHECK IT OUT!
U guys should let Angie n Brad be, its only those two that really know why they r together.
What a load of crap, leave Ang and Brad alone, you would do anything for publicity!!! Hey if Brad wanted Jen he would be with her now, don't blame Ang for what happened, he obviously wasn't happy with Jen!!! Look at all the good things Ang has done and stop creating bad crap.
Funny after all these years we are still team jolie and team Aniston. I just get a little bothered when people put these two wonderful people (I am guessing I dont know them) down and viciously attack their charcters, motherhood, morals and beliefs etc. Dont believe all you read if Jolie is so insecure that she can not have Jens name in her house then she has problems. I honestly dont think that is the case. even though they would have made beautiful babies, sadly Brad and Jen are not getting back together. Just my opinion
Did we not have this article some time ago? How many times Maddox is going to ask the same questions.Brad and Angelina name sells magazine. Do you have hidden camera in their homes? I think all three of these folks have move on, maybe the press should leave them alone. Brad has found love/ Jennifer has found I am waiting for a week when one of these rags to do not have an article on Brad and Angelina.