Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: The Fake Wedding is OFF!

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After more than six years and six children together, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had FINALLY decided to get married - at least according to OK! magazine.

But then a fake disaster struck and torpedoed the fake wedding! Rough!

The hilarious impetus behind calling off the nuptials, according to OK!'s cover story this week? Maddox coming across an article about Jennifer Aniston!

Curious, the couple's eldest son, 10, asked his dad who she was - and Brad told him. That sent Angelina through the roof when she happened to walk in.

Dun-dun-DUN!!!!!!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Wedding: OFF!

Says the non-existent, well-informed source:

"Brad didn't realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to"

"But that's when Angelina walked in. She lost it."

"Brad thought he had taken all necessary precautions and never suspected the kids would learn about his past by coming across a story about Jennifer."

The actress, 36, was livid with her partner, 48, for myriad reasons. No more posing with one leg hanging out - that thing is halfway up his ass about now.

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I accidentally ran into Angelina Jolie Nude Video.
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Good luck!

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-----RED ALERT------ Jolie's been X---posed as a front for the capstone Globalist EUGENICS agenda. 'KONY 2012' ---is a Rockefeller-Gates funded FRAUD. CHECK IT OUT!

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U guys should let Angie n Brad be, its only those two that really know why they r together.

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What a load of crap, leave Ang and Brad alone, you would do anything for publicity!!! Hey if Brad wanted Jen he would be with her now, don't blame Ang for what happened, he obviously wasn't happy with Jen!!! Look at all the good things Ang has done and stop creating bad crap.

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Funny after all these years we are still team jolie and team Aniston. I just get a little bothered when people put these two wonderful people (I am guessing I dont know them) down and viciously attack their charcters, motherhood, morals and beliefs etc. Dont believe all you read if Jolie is so insecure that she can not have Jens name in her house then she has problems. I honestly dont think that is the case. even though they would have made beautiful babies, sadly Brad and Jen are not getting back together. Just my opinion

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Did we not have this article some time ago? How many times Maddox is going to ask the same questions.Brad and Angelina name sells magazine.
Do you have hidden camera in their homes? I think all three of these folks have move on, maybe the press should leave them alone. Brad has found love/ Jennifer has found I am waiting for a week when one of these rags to do not have an article on Brad and Angelina.

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I respect both women, Angelina for her humanitarian role and being a mother to beautiful children. Jennifer for establishing herself as an actor. I wish the world would leave them alone and focus more on what truly matters......

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I THINK jENNIFER IS UGLIER THAN ANGELINA, YOU CAN SEE WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE MAKE-UP JEN IS VERY UGLY. AND BRAD HE LOVES ANGIE MORE THAN JEAN BECAUSE SHE LOVES KIDS AND JEAN DON'T LIKE KIDS,

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A WEDDING IS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THE LOVE THAT BINDS ANGIE AND BRAD TOGETHER. ITS THEIR MUTUAL CAUSE, HUMANITARIAN WORKS AND GROWING FAMILY THAT MAKE THEIR LOVE GROW STRONGER AND NOT JUST SOME BALLOON-LIKE LIFE AS WHAT HE HAD WITH JENNIFER ANISTON WHO IS SO PLAIN AND BORING. THAT IS THE REASON WHY HE LEFT JENNIFER FOR ANGIE SO PLZZZZ STOP YOUR NEGATIVE COMMENTS TOWARDS ANGIE. ITS SO SIMPLE 'BRAD DOESN'T LIKE A BORING LIFE! HE WANTS TO SHARE HIMSELF AND HIS FORTUNE TO THE POOR AND HE FOUND ANGIE'S HEART TO BE THE SAME AS HIS'..

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ITS SO OBVIOUS THIS WRITER IS AGAINST BRAD AND ANGIE!! AND WHO IS JENNIFER ANISTON???SHE'S SO PLAIN, BORING AND EMPTY COMPARED TO THE FULFILLED WOMAN THAT ANGIE HAS BECOME..KINDLY STOP BADMOUTHING ANGIE AND BRAD BECAUSE THEIR CAUSE AND HUMANITARIAN WORKS BIND THEM AND MAKE THEIR LOVE GROW TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL UNLIKE JENNIFER..WHAT DID SHE DO TO MAKE HER LIFE MEANINGFUL???ANGIE'S GESTURE TO HELP THE POOR ELEVATES HER TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL AS A PERSON.

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