Former Bachelorette star Ashley Hebert, who famously rejected Ben Flajnik, is trying to give Courtney Robertson the benefit of the doubt. She really is.
But while Ash admits she didn't find Court as despicable as usual on this week's episode of The Bachelor, she's totally calling her out for one thing:
Ripping off her so-called heartfelt vows from Sex and the City!
"First of all, I do have to say that Courtney's ceremony was a little bit of a rip-off idea - because we did that on my season, with William," recalls Hebert.
"And she blatantly stole her vows from Sex and the City!"
In their faux wedding, Courtney memorably told Ben, "I am looking for love. Real love. Passionate, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love."
Sarah Jessica Parker said, "I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love."
Remember? To Mikhail Baryshnikov, from the series finale? When Carrie breaks it off with the Russian? Right before Big tracks her down in Paris?
Anyway, Ashley Hebert is like the rest of us - flummoxed by Courtney."There are some people I can read really well, but I can't figure her out," Hebert continued. "I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt!"
"But I'm trying to figure out if she's just trying to find a sweet way to tell him that she loves him, or if she's just trying to move on to the next round."
"Is this forced? Is this real? I'm having a really hard time figuring it out."
You and us both, Ash. But Hebert, who turned down Ben's proposal in preparation to accept J.P. Rosenbaum's (they are still engaged), thinks it's working.
"You can see it in his face, 'This is it.' And he believes her," she says. "If I were the other girls and I was watching this back, I would be so upset."
"He pretty much married Courtney, pretty much had sex with her when they went skinny-dipping. You know, it's like, what a rip-off for the other girls."
"Especially if he doesn't end up with Courtney!"
For those fans who are shocked that he's not going to end up with Kacie Boguskie, who was let go this week, Hebert says that she realized something.
"I think Ben sees Kacie as a friend, not a lover," she says. "I wish she had acted more like a woman, instead of a little girl, with the batons and the band."
And as for Kacie's question - "What the f--k happened?!" - Hebert says simply that "Courtney happened. After knowing Ben. I think he will choose Courtney."
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