Celebrity Baby Names: Vote For Your Favorite!

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All babies are beautiful. All celebrity baby names, however? Let's just say some are better than others. Below, we rank our favorite weird ones of recent years.

NOTE: We are defining weird as in unusual, not in a negative sense. If you don't know anyone else with said name, it qualifies as unusual, even if you love it.

The birth of Beyonce's baby Blue got us thinking: Where does that little one rank? Without further ado, give it up for the (possibly stoned) parents of ...

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A Beautiful Beyonce
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10. Pilot Inspektor. Overcompensating for your own boring name, Jason Lee?

9. Kal-El. The son of Nic Cage. Yes, Kal dash El.

8. Track and Trig. Todd and Sarah Palin's daughters, Piper, Willow and Bristol Palin, have downright normal names compared to their brothers.

7. Blue Ivy Carter. This one's kinda cool, but still out there.

6. Sparrow. We liked this name for Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's second child more when we thought Sparrow was a girl. He is not a girl.

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5. Jermajesty. Jermaine Jackson's son. Yes, Jer-effing-majesty. MJ is exempt, barely, since Blanket is merely a nickname ... for Prince Michael II.

4. Spec and Hud. The latter of John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin's sons may be sponsored by the Dept of Housing and Urban Development.

3. Bronx Mowgli. Borough of New York City + Jungle Book character = perfect baby name ... at least if you're Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

2. Suri. The apple of Tom and Katie's eye. Speaking of ...

1. Apple. Gwyneth and Chris take the cake on this one.

What's your favorite weird celebrity baby name?


Gerard and Lindsey Way's baby girl's name is Bandit Lee.


Let's not forget Alicia Silverstone's son's name... Bear Blue! Animal + Color= Stupid Baby Name!!!


I don't champion nor do I ridicule anyone's name selections for their beloved ones. Although in this day and age a questionable name will have long-lasting ramifications if not thought out well. I named my own son, Myster...but told him that when questioned about it that he should simply reply: "I demand respect." Of all my 5 children (with 3 diff. women) his was the only one agreed upon by the mother.


Her, let's not forget courtney and David arquettes daughter is named coco! Poor kids! Your over indulgent self centered classless parents are setting you all up for failure with names like these. Kids are not nice these days, and if they have horrible names they will be ridiculed and made fun of for most of their childhood.... Which in result will wreak havoc on their self esteem. Ugh! Parents shouldn't be allowed to name their kids these stupid names.


I hate rich people


I don't like none of these stupid peoples kids name in fact they shouldn't be allowed to even have kids , we gt enough spoiled brats to deal with, their parents


I think they are all nuts! The bad thing is these kids have to grow up with these names, but hey! they live in Hollywood so they will be with all the other weirdo kids who have names! Apple is the absolute worse, with Jermajesty a close second!