Celebrity Baby Names: Vote For Your Favorite!

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All babies are beautiful. All celebrity baby names, however? Let's just say some are better than others. Below, we rank our favorite weird ones of recent years.

NOTE: We are defining weird as in unusual, not in a negative sense. If you don't know anyone else with said name, it qualifies as unusual, even if you love it.

The birth of Beyonce's baby Blue got us thinking: Where does that little one rank? Without further ado, give it up for the (possibly stoned) parents of ...

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  • A Beautiful Beyonce
  • A Nicolas Cage Pic

10. Pilot Inspektor. Overcompensating for your own boring name, Jason Lee?

9. Kal-El. The son of Nic Cage. Yes, Kal dash El.

8. Track and Trig. Todd and Sarah Palin's daughters, Piper, Willow and Bristol Palin, have downright normal names compared to their brothers.

7. Blue Ivy Carter. This one's kinda cool, but still out there.

6. Sparrow. We liked this name for Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's second child more when we thought Sparrow was a girl. He is not a girl.

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  • Ashlee and Bronx Picture

5. Jermajesty. Jermaine Jackson's son. Yes, Jer-effing-majesty. MJ is exempt, barely, since Blanket is merely a nickname ... for Prince Michael II.

4. Spec and Hud. The latter of John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin's sons may be sponsored by the Dept of Housing and Urban Development.

3. Bronx Mowgli. Borough of New York City + Jungle Book character = perfect baby name ... at least if you're Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

2. Suri. The apple of Tom and Katie's eye. Speaking of ...

1. Apple. Gwyneth and Chris take the cake on this one.

What's your favorite weird celebrity baby name?

 

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Suri is an adorable name and it fits her. Coco fits David Arquettes little girl also, those are pretty decent names. The Rest not so good. I think its kind of silly to give a child a wierd name. but these are Hollywood children and celebrity children, and they will be famous and rich. so they wont care one bit. I dont understand why the parents come up with those names, but who can understand their life unless you are living it. or something.

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What about Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon with Moroccan

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What kind of name is blue ivy it sounds like poison ivy damn at least name it kicking or Miranda. But all the rest of the names are no

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What kind of name is blue ivy it sounds like poison ivy damn at least name it kicking or Miranda. But all the rest of the names are nonicki

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SURI IS NOT BAD. THE OTHER NAMES LISTED ARE RIDICULOUS. DO THESE STUPID PARENTS THINK ABOUT THE FACT, THIS KID HAS TO LIVE WITH THE NAME, UNTIL HE OR SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO CHANGE IT.

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I suppose with freedom of speech one could name your kid anything, even an obscenity. On the other end of the scale, some countries have to approve what name goes on the birth certificate. Could I name my daughter "Adolph Hitler"? Would someone object because its a boy's name?? Innovation can bring in fresh ideas, but chosing a weird name can be close to could abuse. Names that are "real words", but deliberately dispelled due to some psychotic (?) Motivation they are dealing with. Like the other commenter said: they will always have to spell their names to everyone.

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what about Jamie Oliver's (the famous English Chef) kids: Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver, Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver and Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver! Seriously?! That's child abuse!

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Lmfao........as if Beard is a ordinary name......next time consider your web name before commenting!!!!!!!!

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LOL! Connie!!

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I like Sparrow for a girl. Weird names are annoying because you have to constantly spell them for life, kids make fun of you and parents often forget about initials. If you must have a out there name put it as a middle name.