Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Evans Beats Roommate With Drumsticks, Corey Lets Kids Live in Squalor

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As her mom, Barbara, has said so many times ... Dammit Jenelle!!

Last night's episode of Teen Mom 2 featured an all-out brawl between combustible time bomb Jenelle Evans and her new housemates, making us wonder if this girl will ever go longer than a few months without getting arrested.

On the flip side, your roommates all look better by comparison, no?

Let's get down to this week's Teen Mom 2 recap, THG's +/- style!

Jenelle is Nuts

Jenelle Evans' meltdown began, we think, because Kieffer Delp was texting someone in the 508 area code, which is not North Carolina. Uh oh. Minus 12.

She threatened to move out and take her couches with her. Not that you can put them in the car where she'd be living, but point taken Jenelle. Plus 4.

The bathroom door was victim #1 of the night. Holy rage issues woman! Plus 5 because at least the bathroom door can't press charges against her.

Roomie Tori tried her best to console her, but Jenelle was past the point of no return and ranting about Tori's BF, Kieffer clone Tylor. Uh oh. Minus 6.

That's when the drumsticks came out. That's not a euphemism, Tori and Jenelle really started frickin' wailing on each other with drumsticks. Plus 50.

The image of them rolling around on the floor between the legs of Kieffer and Tylor, who were also brawling, will likely scar us for life. Still, Plus 12.

When Bahbwa sees this low-rent porn-gone-wrong scene? Look out. Minus 20.

Kailyn Lowry hired an attorney because, as we saw in last week's episode, Jo would rather finance his music career than pay child support for Isaac.

We're a little torn on this one. Jo should obviously pay money to keep his son's standard of living up. But Kailyn could be a better communicator. Wash.

Just because he lives at home doesn't mean he's a deadbeat or doesn't need the money. Not to go all Team Jo here, because we're not. Just saying.

Work it out, you two. Come to an agreement for the sake of the kid. Each of you compromise a little. But at least they're not Jenelle/Kieffer, so Plus 8.

The Teen Mom 2 Stars

Chelsea Houska  got off to a promising start at Year Round Brown. Sorry, we can't get over that being the name of the tanning salon ... in South Dakota. Plus 4.

But, alas, she later cried a lot because Adam broke up with her. Minus 12 for being so hung up on that douche. Time to file for child support and move the hell on.

You agree with us, are we right Randy?! Plus 7 for Randy being the man.

Leah Messer has since parted ways with Corey Simms ... and gotten engaged to Jeremy Calvert, and pregnant again, putting this in an interesting perspective.

Aspiring coal miner Corey would rather buy a new truck than a nicer trailer home for his family. That's what we call a warning sign right there. Minus 40.

All a girl wants for her adorable little twin girls, who are looking cuter by the minute, is some land and a double wide. Is that too much to ask?! Plus 15.

Despite the place having more mold and cobwebs than Bethenny Frankel's husband's junk, Corey seems content to let his kids live in squalor. Minus 20.

Seriously. Leah has shown remarkable maturity given all she's gone through, and this is the thanks that she gets. Hope Jeremy is an upgrade. Plus 10.

"This is over," she tells Corey. "I'm leaving." Foreshadowing ... Minus 5.

EPISODE TOTAL: +6 SEASON TOTAL: +19!

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janelle needs a child like she needs another hole in the head, the baby needs to be put in a stable home she is no kind of influence 4 any small child.And if i were that girls mother id get her some proffesional help she realy needs it.

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I dont know what show the headline writer watched but i didnt see jenelle beat anyone with drumsticks...looked to me like she got whooped just like she deserved

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Jenelle need to start thinking about her son instead of herself, she is obviously on something, and not just marijusna. She needs to be comitted and Jace put up for adoption, give that poor child a chance. His first words will proboally be FU if he remains where he is now.......On the flip side, praise for the other moms for putting their childrens needs before their own.

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Jenelle needs theraphy. Cory, Adam & jo r dispicable. Were they raised by wolves? Don't the grandparents care enough 2 make their sons man up!

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Cory? How the fuck u ginna let ur kids bathe in that nasty ass bathrm with no real bath tub and reaking of mold! Shame on u and u deserve to loose ur family cuz u obvioulsy only think about u and ur needs!

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