Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Green Bay Packers vs. New York Giants

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THG is making the NFL playoffs as simple as can be. By breaking down the most important aspects of this weekend's second round playoff games, we already know:

Now, let's finish off the quartet by forecasting the Green Bay Packers vs. the New York Giants...

Packers vs. Giants

POINTS SCORED IN FIRST MEETING THIS YEAR:
Packers: 38
Giants: 35
Edge: Packers

NOTABLE AREA FOOD EXPORTS:
Packers: Cheddar, sausages
Giants: Bagels, Manhattan clam chowder
Edge: Packers

EMBARRASSING ACTION BY EX-STAR:
Packers: Brett Favre texted photos of his penis to an employee
Giants: Plaxico Burress shot himself in the thigh
Edge: Even

OWNED BY:
Packers: City of Green Bay
Giants: Rooney Mara's family
Edge: Packers

CELEBRITY FANS:
Packers: Denis Leary, Erin Andrews, David Ortiz (wife is from Wisconsin), Lil Wayne, Jessica Szohr
Giants: Jon Bon Jovi, Adam Sandler, Angie Harmon, Busta Rhymes, Mara sisters
Edge: Even

THE VERDICT: Sorry, Giants fans. While a common upset choice, New York simply doesn't have what it takes to hang with Green Bay, failing to win a single category and only pulling out a couple ties due to Bon Jovi and a wide receiver who spent time in jail. The Packers take this one, 3-0-2.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?

 

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GIANTS WON!!! YEAH....

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The SAINTS LOST!!!! There go your Predictions.....The GIANTS have what it takes....they nearly beat them last time 35 to 38(should have won...but ref call sucked and Ballard lost his touchdown!!)...and The Giants are in BETTER shape now than they were then!!!!!!!

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The Saints did Not win....so therefore your predictions are half right...I am sticking with the GIANTS!! Oh yeah GIANTS YEAH!!! You forgot to mention Alyssa Milano and on air radio personality Jasmine loves the G-Men too;)

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@Reed..... Really? I'm not from California and support gay rights. We're talking about football, not politics. The 49ers are the new underdogs since Denver got hammered by New England. Still have to pull for the Giants, but doubt they will win.

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@Bob- you from SF? That explains your Gay Stance in reference to being Anti-Republican! Figures.

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the SF49ers won!!!
see you guys next week Packers!! or Giants....we 49ers are just having fun!! win or lose your game guys...don't forget to have fun! its the Patriots we want!!

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Packers all the way!!! Green and Yellow Green and Yellow Green and Yellow!

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Lil Wayne how could u??? Have to pull for Giants, but Rogers going to take it to them.

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