Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Green Bay Packers vs. New York Giants

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THG is making the NFL playoffs as simple as can be. By breaking down the most important aspects of this weekend's second round playoff games, we already know:

Now, let's finish off the quartet by forecasting the Green Bay Packers vs. the New York Giants...

Packers vs. Giants

POINTS SCORED IN FIRST MEETING THIS YEAR:
Packers: 38
Giants: 35
Edge: Packers

NOTABLE AREA FOOD EXPORTS:
Packers: Cheddar, sausages
Giants: Bagels, Manhattan clam chowder
Edge: Packers

EMBARRASSING ACTION BY EX-STAR:
Packers: Brett Favre texted photos of his penis to an employee
Giants: Plaxico Burress shot himself in the thigh
Edge: Even

OWNED BY:
Packers: City of Green Bay
Giants: Rooney Mara's family
Edge: Packers

CELEBRITY FANS:
Packers: Denis Leary, Erin Andrews, David Ortiz (wife is from Wisconsin), Lil Wayne, Jessica Szohr
Giants: Jon Bon Jovi, Adam Sandler, Angie Harmon, Busta Rhymes, Mara sisters
Edge: Even

THE VERDICT: Sorry, Giants fans. While a common upset choice, New York simply doesn't have what it takes to hang with Green Bay, failing to win a single category and only pulling out a couple ties due to Bon Jovi and a wide receiver who spent time in jail. The Packers take this one, 3-0-2.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?

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